You know the Queen was thinking about small penis guys tonight, and I think I have a way to make you feel better about your less then adequate package. Yes you heard me right; I have something that may make you feel better about that useless thing between your legs. What could this miracle be you ask? Well I will try to explain what you need to do to feel grand for once in your life. Are you ready? Ok here we go! I am going to assume that all of you have some type of auto at your home; right? Well if you don’t then you will just have to figure out a way to do this on your on because I am not going to do everything for you twits. Now for those of you that do have an auto this is what you need to do. On your auto you will see your rear view mirror; this is very important! Position your rear view mirror so that you can see that tiny dick of yours in it. Drop your pants; try to make the poor little thing hard so it might stand out just a bit “face it that’s all we can hope for”. Now take a good look at your tiny penis, is it bigger? Why yes, yes it is! And you know why? Because wonders of all wonders “Things always appear larger in your rear view mirror”! HAHA!
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The Secret To A Larger Cock!!
Friday, February 8th, 2008A Little Tune For Small Cocks Everywhere!
Thursday, February 7th, 2008
This little tune is dedicated to all of you small dick wonders that hold on to the hope that someone will some day not noticed that thing is so damn tiny. HAHA!
Oh I wish I had a bigger wiener that is what I truly like to have.
Cause if I had a bigger wiener everyone would be in love with me.
Second verse as much fun as the first:
My cock has a first name it’s TINY
My cock has a second name it’s DICK
Oh I like to say I wank a lot, but truth be told I can’t find my cock.
Cause Tiny Dick has a way with slipping out between my finger and my thumb. 
Happy Halloween!!
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007The Queen had a lovely bit of pre Halloween fun last night; all at the expense of a weak little man. I decided it would amuse me to have him strip down, handcuff his hands behind his back, and have him crawl into the dark night of my backyard. With my whip in hand I follow behind him, slapping his bare ass as he crawls to the spot I direct him to. Now I inform this spine less twit that in order to please me he will have to crawl around the yard, digging in the dirt with his nose, singing “Like A Virgin”, till I am satisfied with how well he has obeyed me thus far. I must admit watching this sissy bitch rooting around in the dirt, singing, shaking from the cold, yet still willing to do anything I ask just to please me, made my night. When, oh when, will you tiny dick wonders understand you are nothing more then amusement for the Queen? Oh well, now I have to plan for my night out for my favorite night of the year; Halloween! Your Queen has a party to go to tonight, and can you guess what I will go as? No I doubt you can so I will go a head and tell you I will be dressed as one of the sexiest damn Vampiress the world has ever seen. Yes, I know, it’s killing you not to get to feast your weasel eyes on such beauty, HAHA all I can say to that is; Happy Halloween my little piss heads.