Alright let’s face the facts here. You losers have tiny dicks. You love to play your tiny penis, you dream of someday finding a woman that will try to play with your sad little dick, but the facts are; no one is going to want to touch that small thing much less fuck it. As I’ve told you many times before, what is the point of a woman wasting her time on something as useless as your itty penis? Face it; you and that tiny dick are going to get to spend many long years doing the two finger wank all alone! HAHA! Now my dear losers that is some funny shit.
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Cocks, Cocks, why are there so many Small Cocks!
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010Little Dicks and Condoms That Fit:
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010I know the title alone is funny as hell, but truth be told most of you have such small cocks you can’t find a condom to fit the itty pecker. Just thinking about that makes me laugh and long for a picture of you sad twits with that normal size condom hanging off your small dicks. But hey, don’t fear the Queen is here to help all you morons out. There is hope; well for a condom to fit your tiny dick that is, not for you ever having sex. But as I always say; Dare to dream. So just in case you ever find a woman dumb enough to let you fuck her, I have a solution for you. Go to Wal-Mart, a drug store, what ever, look where they have the latex gloves for “Finger Cots”. Take my word for it, they will be just the right fit for that sad little thing you call a dick. So go out and buy a pack, and keep hoping to find someone out there that will give the little pecker that thought it could a try.
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SMALL COCK HUMILIATION
Saturday, November 7th, 2009Today is your lucky day. The Queen has decided to put up a short video just for you sad little tiny dick losers. After all we all know how much fun I have laughing at small cocks, so why not add a special touch to my fun and let you see me live while I make fun of you sad little dicks losers. I even moan for you just so you can for once in your life hear what it would sound like if you did have something big enough between your legs to fuck a woman with, but sad to say as we all know you don’t. HAHA! Poor little small dick wonder, can’t fuck a woman, might not even be big enough to fuck fruit, but hey you can still do the two finger jerk off, I guess that’s something to look forward to in your sad little life.
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My Ding A Ling
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008The Queen was listening to a little tune tonight and couldn’t help but think of all of you sad losers. After all we all know all of you are obsessed with your small cocks. This song is all about not being able to keep your hands off that ding a ling. The sad part is you losers just don’t have much to wank on now do you? Sad for you, but funny as hell for me, and after all everyone needs a good laugh. So in honor of all of you little dick men out there I’m putting “My Ding a Ling” up just for you. No need to thank me; just picturing all you trying to pull on your tiny dicks is more then enough to make me happy.
Coming To a Theater Near You!
Monday, July 7th, 2008The amazing Pecker! That’s right folks you heard me right; the amazing pecker. See Mr. Pecker stand at attention with the slightest breeze! It can stand, it can thrust, hell it can poke, it can shoot, and it can fornicate! Heck there is not much that Mr. Pecker can’t do in this world; I tell you true. Please don’t get Mr.Pecker confused with Little Dick That Thought It Could; they are nothing a like. Little Dick is just another one of those useless cocks that just never did make the grade. Can’t please a women; can’t even fit the thing in a glory hole because you guessed it; it’s to damn short. You know you can’t even take Little Dick for a ride because the damn cock just keeps slipping out of the woman’s hole. Another problem Little Dick has is finding a condom to fit. They just don’t make any for small cocks. I guess they figure why the hell bother; chances are the tiny cock will slip out before it’s goo spews.
Now let’s take a moment to compare Mr. Pecker with Little Dick. Mr. Pecker is so big he cast a shadow, Little dick cast no shadow but does appear every so often peeking out of the bush. Mr. Pecker plays well with others, Little Dick plays well with himself. Mr. Pecker takes a licking and keeps on thrusting, Little Dick can’t be found for a lick much less a thrust. So I guess it’s clear to see; all the ladies love Mr. Pecker and cry when they see Little Dick.
A Little Tune For Small Cocks Everywhere!
Thursday, February 7th, 2008
This little tune is dedicated to all of you small dick wonders that hold on to the hope that someone will some day not noticed that thing is so damn tiny. HAHA!
Oh I wish I had a bigger wiener that is what I truly like to have.
Cause if I had a bigger wiener everyone would be in love with me.
Second verse as much fun as the first:
My cock has a first name it’s TINY
My cock has a second name it’s DICK
Oh I like to say I wank a lot, but truth be told I can’t find my cock.
Cause Tiny Dick has a way with slipping out between my finger and my thumb. 
Small Dicks!
Friday, October 27th, 2006Now I have to ask why in the world men with small dicks think that any woman would enjoy that thing. Let’s see, it’s too small to mount, to small to pull and to small for any good sucking action. So why would a small dick man offend a women by even bringing that tiny thing out to play? If you think about it the only thing a women can do with a small penis is laugh at it. Now we can have hours of fun laughing at a small dick. The reason for this is simple;we are pissed and sick of you dip shits wasting our time with small cocks. When a woman is hot and wet she’s ready for a real man, with a real dick. She wants a cock that she can feel inside her sweet hole, not something she has to keep checking to see if it’s still there. HA-HA I have to ask, can any of you pricks with tiny dicks even get your hands around that thing to jerk off? HA-HA No I don’t think you can, why because I have seen the proof. Yes that’s right, one of you sent me a show, and you couldn’t even keep your hand on the thing long enough to get a good pull. HA-HA Some would say that’s just too sad, but me I had a good laugh and am still laughing. So come on little dick men, give me a call and make my day with that little thing between your legs.