Queen Of Phone Mean

Well now Scott has been kind enough to send his lovely Queen some most amusing pictures of his small cock. And when I say small cock I’m not whistling Dixie, this poor sad loser has one of the smallest dicks I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen many little peckers in my day. You might [...]

So you not only have a small dick but your sad enough to take the time to measure the tiny thing. This brings up a good question; do you really need to measure that itty thing to know it’s to damn small? Just take a good look down there and it should be easy enough [...]

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Yes that’s right; I said small cock dreams, because after that’s all you can do is dream. Poor tiny dick men, you want someone to play with that itty cock, but no sooner then you drop your pants [...]

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Did you know that most of you losers can’t even compete with a small carrot? Yes that’s right; most of you can only dream of being as big as a small carrot. Sad little dick men, to small [...]

Look it’s a beached whale, no it’s a mushroom, oh no I know what it is; it’s peek a boo pecker! Gee talk about a fat guy with no dick; well almost no dick. HAHA! Poor girl is having a hard time just finding his small cock much less trying to figure out what she’s [...]

The Queen has some sad news for all you small dick wonders out there; summer time is here and that means for most fun in the water. What does this mean to you? Well you already have a small cock, and going into the cold water is just going to make the poor thing shrink [...]

It seems that some of you losers are under the impression that the Queen is into giving free advice. While I don’t mind answering a few questions here on this board, I will not do so indefinitely. I may answer two of your questions, if I’m in the mood to, but I will not keep [...]

North side, east side
Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he’s the smallest cock in town
Dancing, glancing
Willy drives them silly with his little pecker looking sad and down
Way past one, and feeling all right
‘Cos with little Willy round they can laugh all night
Hey down, stay down, stay down now
‘Cos little Willy, Willy won’t go home
But you [...]

Well I don’t know where they cum from
But they sure do cum
I hope their comin’ for me
And I don’t know how they do it
But they sure do it good
I hope their doin’ it for me!
They give me cock scratch fever
Cock scratch fever
The first time that I got it
I was just 20 years old
I got it [...]

You know Rich you told me you were worried about someone you know seeing your small dick pics, and it looks like maybe you should be worried. I’ve noticed many people coming to my site just to see those tiny cock pics of yours. Now for me I find that to be some funny shit [...]