Want to fuck yourself up the ass hands free? Well all is not lost the Queen knows just what you need. Here we go now; so pay close attention; wouldn’t want any of you morons to miss any of the important details. First off you will need a mattress, a broom, “not the metal kind, the old wooden kind with a rounded end”, lube for the hole of course, last but not least, set a side enough time for playing with your funhole. Now take your broom and your lube into your bedroom, put the broom with the handle sticking out
‘do I need to point out to you morons just leave about 6 inches sticking out”, between the mattress and the box spring. Now lube up your ass, bend over, and back slowly onto the broom handle. Is it in yet? Waiting…… Alright; you know the drill, back and fourth we go, that’s a good little bitch, keep on pumping it, are you feeling that wonderful feeling building up in your pucker hole yet? That’s right; faster, oooh almost there, one more, there we go. Was that as good for you as it was for me? How you may ask was it good for me? Well fuck that’s easy; just picturing one of you sad losers, bent over, fucking yourself with a broom handle gave me the best damn laugh I’ve had in days. Here, here to the joys of broom fucking and to all the sad losers that feel compelled to take it up the ass.
Posts Tagged ‘Queen’
Butts and Brooms
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009Help I Have a Small Dick! HAHA!
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009It seems that some of you losers are under the impression that the Queen is into giving free advice. While I don’t mind answering a few questions here on this website, I will not do so indefinitely. I may answer two of your questions, if I’m in the mood to, but I will not keep giving you advice on your sexual problems for free. This is not a newspaper column, and I am not fucking Dear Abby. If you have a small cock, if you have a limp dick, or what ever the fuck your problem is, if you wish to get my help and advice then pick up the damn phone and call. Other wise don’t expect to take up my time here on this website.
Oh and one other thing. If you are going to ask me if I think you have a small dick, it is always helpful if you send the Queen a pic of said small cock. From what some of you are saying I don’t even think you know if you do or you don’t have a small dick. Just show me a pic; I’ll be more then happy to tell you how lacking you are in the cock department.
Still confused? Let’s go through this step by step.
1) Queen will only give out a certain amount of advice on this board, and then you must pay for it.
2) There is an email address on this site; have a small dick, send a pic.
3) In case you haven’t noticed; the Queen has a message board, have questions, go there and ask. Keep in mind though; you will only get a certain amount of my time there also. After all the Queen is very busy.
Class over, end of this lesson; do let me know if you need further help with the instructions listed above I realize some of you are slow, and if this is the case then just read over the instruction twice then maybe you’ll fully understand. After all there’s always hope for morons.
Are You A Cocksucker?
Sunday, May 24th, 2009That’s right; I asked if any of you bitches are cocksuckers. Come on fess up; does the thought of a nice fat cock in your mouth give you a hard on? Or maybe you’re a slut bitch that’s not man enough to please your wife so she has to find some black stud with a huge cock to make her cum. But you get something out of that now don’t you? Yes you little loser bitch you get to watch that well hung stud fuck your wife the way you never could and then lucky you; you get to lick up all of his hot seed as it drips out of her well pounded pussy. Yes, no need to fess up after all; I already know just what makes that useless dick of yours hard, after all I am the one and only Queen. And as we all know I fucking well know everything. I know what you need; I certainly know how to instruct you on how to achieve what you desire, so all that is left is if you have balls enough to call. You want me, you need me, fuck you can’t live without me. I’m that damn good.
The Queen Has an Announcement
Sunday, April 26th, 2009I’ve decided to put up a message board. http://www.queensslaveboard.com I’ve put this board up so that any of you losers can come chat with me about your kinks, problems or what ever it is that turns you on. You can chat as much as you like with other members of the board without a minimum of calls to a Femdom. But you will only be allowed a certain amount of post to any Mistress on the board. Once you reach the cut off point if you wish to continue to talk with the Mistress of you choice you will then need to be a paying customer. You must make at least 1 call a week to any Mistress on the board to continue to chat with a Mistress. At this time I am the only Femdom on the board, but if you prove yourselves worth the trouble I will talk to other Femdoms and ask them if they have any free time for a few losers. Sound good? Then get your asses over there and see if you can follow the rules.
Some Times It’s Good to Be The Queen:
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009Some times it’s good to be the Queen! All the men clamor to serve the one and only Me. After all if your goal is to serve someone, you may as well serve the best. And damn have you ever seen such a lovely Bitch such as I before. Take a look at the eyes, the perfect translucent skin, the mouth you dream of kissing and the legs you would love to grovel at. Come now, you can admit it; we’re all adults here so fess up. Sad to say there is only one way any of you small dick losers will ever get close to the Queen; the phone. That’s right; want to take up my time you will have to pay a price to talk to someone as fine as the Queen. So take those stubby little fingers off that poor excuse of a cock and run, don’t walk over to the phone and let all your dreams come true. Now see how sweet I can be some times; I took the time to explain just how you can spend some time with me, now call me and thank me for my kindness.
You Can’t Keep A Good Bitch Down:
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009It’s come to my attention that once again some mindless twit pso has been up to no good. For some reason some feel the need to stick there nose in my business. Why is this you may ask? Well I would be most happy to explain. You see in this business if someone is doing well then someone else is always trying to find out how there doing it and doing there best to sabotage your business. Word of advice for those in this business that would like to bring the Queen down a peg or two; many have tired over the years, but none have succeeded and no one ever will. There’s a reason the Queen as been around for many years; I’m the one and only, the best at what I do, and no one, I mean no one will ever get the best of me. I’m always one step a head of the game, and well you should know it. No one could ever replace me, because no one could ever be me. It’s that damn simple. In closing I would like to offer up a little advice; stop trying to steal others ideas; and hell for once in your life come up with an original idea of your own. Your idea might suck but hell at least it would be yours for a change.
Humiliation Is My Game:
Thursday, March 12th, 2009Alright all of you small dick wonders and sissy boys; listen up your Queen has something to say.
It seems that many of you twits just don’t understand how the game works. I the one and only Queen am by far the best damn bitch on the internet that you lowly scum bags will ever have the pleasure to serve. Some of you have been whining about how hard it is to get the Queen. Well to that my answer is I will make it so damn fucking easy for you that even a mindless twit will be able to figure it out.
Ready for a lesson on how things work?
Alright then here we go losers.
The Queen is going to make it easy for all of you who wish to have the honor of talking with me; so please follow along closely.
When you see the button on my site saying I am available fucking click the damn thing and place your call. Not hard now is it? Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure this one out so I am pretty damn sure that even you morons can follow these instructions. Now to be clear; do no cry to me about I don’t know how to contact you, that crap will not float with me and I will not waste my time on your sorry ass. Call, don’t call that’s up to you, but you had better damn well not waste my time with stupid ass questions, like I don’t know how to call.
End of lesson; class is over for today losers.
Sweet Dreams:
Thursday, February 26th, 2009When you close your eyes do you dream about the Queen? Sure you do; after all we all dream of things we cannot have. HAHA! But hey it’s not a total loss after all any of you losers have a way to reach out and contact the Queen. That’s right any of you morons surely know how to use a phone so there you go. Just think you can call and talk with the best damn bitch you could ever dream to meet. Verbal abuse hell yes I’ve got that covered. Humiliation; you bet that and more. Got a small dick I can have a blast laughing my ass off all at your expense. Don’t worry all you little sissy bitches out there the Queen knows just what you need so got that covered too. Damn I good!
Hot Wax Delights!
Monday, January 5th, 2009What comes to mind when you think of a candle, flame and melting wax? For me I get a rush of excitement from the erotic play of wax. There’s just something about lighting that candle, holding it over my slave and letting the hot wax drip on his nipples, stomach and yes his cock. Each moan of pleasure he releases sends a sweet rush of delight throughout my body. To hear him beg and plead for me to keep tormenting him with such pleasure makes me wet in my most intimate of places. To know that when I am done torturing my slave that he will serve my needs when I spread my legs and tell him to pleasure your Queen. Yes, I do find such sweet delights from melting wax and flesh.
Losers Come Amuse the Queen
Saturday, December 27th, 2008Let’s play a game shall we. So here’s the deal losers, I’m bored and find I’m in the mood to have you amuse me. Now you may ask yourselves how you might amuse someone as grand as the Queen. Well I will tell you. You can give the Queen a call and tell me all about what a loser you are. Tell me about that small cock you dream of one day pleasing a woman with. Tell me about how you can’t even last 3 minutes with a real woman. Tell me about how the only date you can get is with a blow up doll. Sad to say any way you look at you have to pay for pleasure. The blow up doll cost you money and hell if you ever want to hear a woman moan while you’re having sex with her you are going to have to pay for that too. So go a head, make my day, give me a good laugh and tell the Queen all about what a sad loser you are.