Posts Tagged ‘Piss’

Bitch April Must Learn To Serve:

Monday, March 1st, 2010

There once was a bitch named April. She went through life thinking she was top dog, the best if the best and everyone was put on this earth to make her happy. Sad news for April; those days are gone now, she’s my bitch now. I’ve decided to start April’s training with her in a dog cage, nothing but a dog bowl for water and food, and she must ask to be let out to take care of her needs. Isn’t that sad; poor April now has to ask to take a piss, I would say that’s sinking down pretty far on the chain of command bitch. Little does she know that this is just the start of things to come. Poor April will soon learn her place, and her place is to serve the Queen and who ever else I decide could use her service. Yes that’s right; she will also learn to be one hell of a good cock sucker…

Deck The Balls!!!!!

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

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Welcome to your Black Friday loser. Why fight the crowds when you can be a mindless consumer of your own destruction in the comfort of your own home or office… on your knees begging for more? That’s right piss head; the only thing you need to think about this Christmas is serving me. In return I may let you cum for Christmas. Ha Ha!!

Happy Halloween!!

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

The Queen had a lovely bit of pre Halloween fun last night; all at the expense of a weak little man. I decided it would amuse me to have him strip down, handcuff his hands behind his back, and have him crawl into the dark night of my backyard. With my whip in hand I follow behind him, slapping his bare ass as he crawls to the spot I direct him to. Now I inform this spine less twit that in order to please me he will have to crawl around the yard, digging in the dirt with his nose, singing “Like A Virgin”, till I am satisfied with how well he has obeyed me thus far. I must admit watching this sissy bitch rooting around in the dirt, singing, shaking from the cold, yet still willing to do anything I ask just to please me, made my night. When, oh when, will you tiny dick wonders understand you are nothing more then amusement for the Queen? Oh well, now I have to plan for my night out for my favorite night of the year; Halloween! Your Queen has a party to go to tonight, and can you guess what I will go as? No I doubt you can so I will go a head and tell you I will be dressed as one of the sexiest damn Vampiress the world has ever seen. Yes, I know, it’s killing you not to get to feast your weasel eyes on such beauty, HAHA all I can say to that is; Happy Halloween my little piss heads.

AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR QUEEN:

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006

DON’T YOU DARE, ever address me as mistress. You will always address me as Queen, other wise I will hang up on your dumb ass.

Another thing, don’t expect me to try and figure out what floats your boat. If you don’t know what makes your sorry little gherkin hard then that’s your problem piss head. Ha Ha

Queen Of Beauty

Sunday, June 11th, 2006

I’m going to share a little known fact with all of you piss heads out there; your new queen knows all about beauty. That’s right sissy girls I went to beauty school years ago and if I do say so myself have quite a knack for hair and make up. I can help even the ugliest duck transform into a swan if I’m in the mood to help.

So if you little bitches out there want the queen to help your pathetic ugly asses become the beauty you have always dreamed of being. I would suggest getting down on your hands and knees to beg your queen to help your sorry ass. Then maybe if I’m in the mood and feel you deserve the honor I will help your prissy ass.