Well now it would seem that you silly twits are not the only ones that love to read the warped writings of the Queen. I have now been featured on www.kinkyphonegirls.com for one of the eloquent post I wrote. So you see I will have a much larger following of losers in need of someone as wise and wicked as the Queen to lead them to the pleasure they desire.
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Wednesday, April 9th, 2008Humiliation Is Always Fun In March!
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008Have you ever wondered how many four leaf clovers it would take to cover a tiny cock? If you were out having a little naughty fun with your poor excuse of a pecker, out in a field of clover would it be hard for you to find that tiny weiner to start your fun yanking? I think it would be fun for all of you losers out there to go out, hunt for some clovers “they don’t have to be four leaf” then tell me how many clovers it took to cover your dick. Now to be clear; you must cover said cock from head to base, then measure. Also make note that while you are under taking this fun project I want measurements from when that pecker was limp, and when it tried to grow nice and …. That’s right we all know that it couldn’t be to damn big; after all it belongs to one of you sorry losers. But do let me know if one of you out there has one that is at least 3 inches. This will give hope to the rest of the small dick wonders out there. Alright then; what are you still sitting there for? Get off your ass and go find some damn clover and measure that sorry cock!
VALENTINES DAY IS FOR SUCKERS!!!
Wednesday, February 13th, 2008Well, well I see Valentines Day will soon be here once again. You know what this means for all of you losers out there now don’t you? HAHA! That’s right; you now get to go out and buy special gifts, candy, and flowers all in hopes of making some woman stay with you a little longer. It’s really sad when you think about it. You sorry dick heads are so lacking in everything you do that you have to try to buy another persons love. HAHA!!!! But hey all is not lost. You still have time to call me and spend all of your lovely money on the very best. After all; would you rather buy candy for some plain lonely woman that is just putting up with you because she can’t do any better, or treat your Queen and get one hell of a ride for your money? HAHA!!!
A Lesson to Be Learned:
Monday, January 14th, 2008Pop quiz my little sissy bitches. Pray tell what do all of you twits think a Domme is? Do you think she is suppose to be sweet, caring, giving of her self, and put up with your shit? I tend to think a good many of you losers are thinking that very thing with your tiny pea brains. Let me clear a few things up for all of you so once and for all you might be able to comprehend just what a Domme is. A Domme for one thing goes by many names, she can be a Mistress or like me she can be a Queen of all those that bow at her feet. It doesn’t really matter what name a Mistress goes by, what matters is that you understand what she is about, what she will expect from you, and yes what pleasures she is willing to gift upon your sorry hides. Don’t sit there and whine when you don’t get your way; we are not here to please you; you are here to please us. If you want to play with your fun hole you must earn the right, if you want to dress up all pretty you must earn the right, if you want to lick and worship my beautiful feet you must earn the right. Now unless all of you are total morons you should be able to follow what I have written and not keep being such major hemorrhoids!!
Merry Fucking HOHOHO!!!!!
Monday, December 24th, 2007Well here we are again another Christmas almost done with it and what do any of you twits have to show for it? Your credit cards are maxed out for useless gifts bought to impress those that you can never impress. You’re sitting there feeling lost and pretty much like the dickless wonders I know you all are. The sissy bitches are wishing that Santa would bring them some nice new frilly panties, dress and pumps. While the small dick guys are wondering if good old Saint Nick could help them out with a little cock miracle grow to make that tiny pecker grow another 4 to 5 inches.HAHA! So let me sum up for you what will truly happen for you on Christmas day. There will be no pretty panties, no stockings, gown, shoes, or bigger dicks. If any of you sad losers have a woman in your lives; you will get some dull gift like you always get, have to sit there and act like you love it, while she opens the lovely gifts you sold your soul for. Yes I said soul. Why? Because dumbass you are going to be paying over, and over for that fucking gift for months to come. And what are you going to get out of it? Will she tell you how small and pitiful you little pickle is? Will she help you out with getting all dressed up like the woman you dream of being then pimp you out for the night? No, she will not. But you fucktard the Queen would be most happy, even would enjoy doing these wonderful things for such fine losers as yourselves. Now think about that while your sad ass is sitting in front of the Christmas tree having your oh so sad day. Merry Fucking Christmas to all of little dick wonders and sissy bitches, one and all!!!! HO! HO! HO! HAHAHA!! 
The Queen Was Thinking
Thursday, September 20th, 2007The Queen was thinking about why you sorry losers grew up to be such fucktards. Well now I came up with lots of reasons in my warped, cruel mind, but to be fair I will not list them all. I will how ever go over the ones that I find the most amusing. Now my favorite of all time has to be the ones that love to be humiliated. Who ever made you like this treatment I am grateful to; because treating you like shit brings much joy to my day. You cannot imagine the rush, the thrill, the Queen gets from making pigs like you grovel and beg for more. Now let’s talk about you little silly sissy twits. HAHA Most of you are so confused about what you want, that you don’t know if you want to be made to suck a cock or have one pop your cherry. Oh the Queen can just see you there; the mere thought of a hard cock sliding into your little hole has you squirming in your chair. Tell me now; would you squeal with glee while that fat dick stretched your fun hole? Don’t bother lying; the Queen knows you would love every hard thrust. Might I add before I end this post, that I myself can think of many fun things to have any of you slide up your ass. Hell give me a call and I will be happy to instruct you in the fine art of fucking yourself.
My Special Line
Sunday, June 24th, 2007Let’s talk about how stupid men are. I’ve always known that men are idiots, sorry losers, and dumbasses, but this just proves my point. As some of you know I have a very special ignore line just for suckers like you. The queen gets great joy when her special ignore line rings. My heart beats faster and I get an evil smile on my face when I know I have a call on that wonderful line. The queen had such a moment the other night when some poor dickless wonder called on that line. I picked the phone up, and then went back to what I was already doing. I would stop and listen from time to time just to hear the fool moan just for the pleasure of hearing the queen draw a breath, or just sit there and laugh at his sorry ass. By the end of the call I had made over $200.00 just from having a good laugh at his expense. Yes, I would have to say that times like that just make me so happy for all of you pitiful dip shits out there.