Queen Of Phone Mean

It’s a nice lovely day, the aroma of bread baking in the oven drifts through the house. You wonder into the kitchen lured by the fragrance of the baking bread. Standing in front of the oven you feel the heat warm your body and a thought occurs to you. I wonder what it would feel like to take that nice warm loaf of bread, cut a hole into the back, hollow it out just a bit, and slide my fat cock deep inside. Yessss you think, this could be almost like fucking someone real. The hole in the loaf would be so warm, so snug; in and out you could go with that little dick. Pumping in an out, Oh yes, oh yes, that feels so damn good! Harder, faster, your almost there, ready to shoot your hot load. Then right when you cum, right when you are feeling the after glow, you hear; WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? You turn and there she is your other half, her face red with anger. You just stand their Dick in that loaf of bread, not knowing what to do. She walks over slowly, and then she says something you thought never to hear from her lips. She smiles a wicked smile, and then says that loaf should have an extra salty taste to it now; thanks to you. So my dear you get the pleasure of eating the whole loaf, right here and now in front of me. I’m not asking my sweet; I’m ordering you to eat that loaf right now. Slowly you remove the loaf from your limp cock, bring the loaf up to your mouth and start eating. While chewing you hear her laughing, and then to your shock she turns and says; I’m glad to know that there’s something in this world you’re good at fucking!HAHA Now it’s just to bad that the yeast in the bread can’t make that cock of yours grow nice and big like the bread; then I to might have something to fuck.