Posts Tagged ‘Little Dick’

Fat Guys with Small Cocks:

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

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One of the things I find amusing is fat guys with small cocks. Oh yes indeed nothing makes the Queen laugh more then seeing a fat guy with a small dick. Big tub of lard stomach hanging down, rolls of fat, and then looking down you see what; a tiny little pecker trying to peek out. I mean hell, how in the world do you find that small penis to even have a wank on it? Another good question would be is how do you think a woman is going to find the small cock that thinks it can? Even if she does find it, I would say the most fun she will have with that sad little dick is to laugh her ass off at the sight of it. Like I’ve said before; can’t suck it, can’t wank it, and you sure as hell can’t fuck it.

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Carrots and Small Cock Humiliation

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009


Did you know that most of you losers can’t even compete with a small carrot? Yes that’s right; most of you can only dream of being as big as a small carrot. Sad little dick men, to small to fuck, to small to suck, and for some to small to even have a good wank. Oh I wish I may, I wish I might, have my cock I could wank tonight. HAHA! Keep wishing losers, but truth be told you will always have small useless dicks that no woman will ever want to waste her time on. So looks like you will have to keep on trying to do the two finger wank.

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Cinderfella; the Sissy Slut:

Friday, March 20th, 2009

Once upon a time there was a sissy slut named Cinderfella. Oh how she loved to dress up in pretty gowns, panties and stockings. Feeling these lovely things next to her skin always made her little dick so hard. Often she would rub her little cock just to feel the pleasure of the soft lace panties sliding back an fourth across her cock. She longed for someone to share this with, someone to bring more joy and pleasure to her life. But sad to say for now all Cinderfella could do was play with herself, all alone.
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Oh Dear Little Willy Wont Go Home

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

North side, east side
Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he’s the smallest cock in town
Dancing, glancing
Willy drives them silly with his little pecker looking sad and down
Way past one, and feeling all right
‘Cos with little Willy round they can laugh all night
Hey down, stay down, stay down now

‘Cos little Willy, Willy won’t go home
But you can’t push Willy round
Willy won’t go, try tellin’ everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won’t go home

Up town, down town
Little Willy, Willy drives them wild with his little dick style
Inside, outside
Willy sends them silly with his peek a boo pecker and smile
Mama done chased Willy down through the hall
But laugh, Willy laugh, he don’t care at al
Hey down, stay down, stay down, down

‘Cos little Willy, Willy won’t go home
But you can’t push Willy round
Willy won’t go, try tellin’ everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won’t go home

Little Willy, Willy won’t
Willy won’t, Willy won’t
Little Willy, Willy won’t
Willy won’t, Willy won’t
Little Willy, Willy won’t
Willy won’t, Willy won’t
Little Willy, Willy won’t
Willy won’t, Willy won’t

Little Willy, Willy won’t go home
But you can’t push Willy round
Willy won’t go, try tellin’ everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won’t go home

Little Willy, Willy won’t go home
But you can’t push Willy round
Willy won’t go, try tellin’ everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won’t go home

And the moral to this little tune you may ask? Well hell that should be an easy one for you to answer; little Willy is a dumbass that doesn’t get the fact that everyone is laughing at his useless small cock. :lol:

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My Ding A Ling

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

The Queen was listening to a little tune tonight and couldn’t help but think of all of you sad losers. After all we all know all of you are obsessed with your small cocks. This song is all about not being able to keep your hands off that ding a ling. The sad part is you losers just don’t have much to wank on now do you? Sad for you, but funny as hell for me, and after all everyone needs a good laugh. So in honor of all of you little dick men out there I’m putting “My Ding a Ling” up just for you. No need to thank me; just picturing all you trying to pull on your tiny dicks is more then enough to make me happy.

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Joys of Loaf Fucking:

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

It’s a nice lovely day, the aroma of bread baking in the oven drifts through the house. You wonder into the kitchen lured by the fragrance of the baking bread. Standing in front of the oven you feel the heat warm your body and a thought occurs to you. I wonder what it would feel like to take that nice warm loaf of bread, cut a hole into the back, hollow it out just a bit, and slide my fat cock deep inside. Yessss you think, this could be almost like fucking someone real. The hole in the loaf would be so warm, so snug; in and out you could go with that little dick. Pumping in an out, Oh yes, oh yes, that feels so damn good! Harder, faster, your almost there, ready to shoot your hot load. Then right when you cum, right when you are feeling the after glow, you hear; WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? You turn and there she is your other half, her face red with anger. You just stand their Dick in that loaf of bread, not knowing what to do. She walks over slowly, and then she says something you thought never to hear from her lips. She smiles a wicked smile, and then says that loaf should have an extra salty taste to it now; thanks to you. So my dear you get the pleasure of eating the whole loaf, right here and now in front of me. I’m not asking my sweet; I’m ordering you to eat that loaf right now. Slowly you remove the loaf from your limp cock, bring the loaf up to your mouth and start eating. While chewing you hear her laughing, and then to your shock she turns and says; I’m glad to know that there’s something in this world you’re good at fucking!HAHA Now it’s just to bad that the yeast in the bread can’t make that cock of yours grow nice and big like the bread; then I to might have something to fuck.

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Coming To a Theater Near You!

Monday, July 7th, 2008

The amazing Pecker! That’s right folks you heard me right; the amazing pecker. See Mr. Pecker stand at attention with the slightest breeze! It can stand, it can thrust, hell it can poke, it can shoot, and it can fornicate! Heck there is not much that Mr. Pecker can’t do in this world; I tell you true. Please don’t get Mr.Pecker confused with Little Dick That Thought It Could; they are nothing a like. Little Dick is just another one of those useless cocks that just never did make the grade. Can’t please a women; can’t even fit the thing in a glory hole because you guessed it; it’s to damn short. You know you can’t even take Little Dick for a ride because the damn cock just keeps slipping out of the woman’s hole. Another problem Little Dick has is finding a condom to fit. They just don’t make any for small cocks. I guess they figure why the hell bother; chances are the tiny cock will slip out before it’s goo spews.

Now let’s take a moment to compare Mr. Pecker with Little Dick. Mr. Pecker is so big he cast a shadow, Little dick cast no shadow but does appear every so often peeking out of the bush. Mr. Pecker plays well with others, Little Dick plays well with himself. Mr. Pecker takes a licking and keeps on thrusting, Little Dick can’t be found for a lick much less a thrust. So I guess it’s clear to see; all the ladies love Mr. Pecker and cry when they see Little Dick.

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Are You Ready to Take The Cock Pledge?

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

Well now my little loser the Queen thinks it’s time for all of you to do a little spring cleaning. I know all of you piss heads have been neglecting your over all pecker hygiene. Let’s face it, it’s time to trim the bush and buff the cock. Face it you might have a better chance of getting someone to pay attention to that useless dick if you improve the over all look. Also if you trim that hairy thatch that tiny wiener might look a little bigger. So here’s what the Queen wants you to do to improve the over all look of that poor excuse of a ding a ling.

Okay dip shits repeat after me; I swear to trim my bush and polish my tiny dick at least once a week for my Lovely Queen. Alright if you said your cock pledge then let’s proceed. First off you will need to have these items ready to begin your task, something to trim with, a cloth, and a can of lemon or orange furniture polish “Pledge if you have this in your area”. Now to begin you will need to trim that bush in what ever manner you feel you can accomplish without cutting your little pecker off. Next clean all the trimmed hair away, and then perform your favorite hand shake on your cock to make it nice and hard, spray your dick with Pledge from base to tip, then slowly start buffing your cock from base to tip till it has a nice shine. Oh yes I know; that little dick now feels the need to cum, you want to shoot that load so bad now don’t you? Well tough shit moron the Queen didn’t give you permission to cum so if you spew your goo you had better be ready to lick every last drop up! Now if you managed to complete this task without jacking off you have proven you can follow instructions and your tiny Dick now has a nice shine and smells like citrus. Go out find a woman, see if you can get lucky, if you get her to sample your cock she will be most happy that you were thoughtful enough to trim the pecker and give it that nice clean smell. If you were one of the losers that couldn’t finish and had to cum; well at least it smells nice but doubt you will have any luck with the ladies. After all you have no self control so how long would you last between the sheets anyway. HAHA! LOSER!!!!

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Merry Fucking HOHOHO!!!!!

Monday, December 24th, 2007

Well here we are again another Christmas almost done with it and what do any of you twits have to show for it? Your credit cards are maxed out for useless gifts bought to impress those that you can never impress. You’re sitting there feeling lost and pretty much like the dickless wonders I know you all are. The sissy bitches are wishing that Santa would bring them some nice new frilly panties, dress and pumps. While the small dick guys are wondering if good old Saint Nick could help them out with a little cock miracle grow to make that tiny pecker grow another 4 to 5 inches.HAHA! So let me sum up for you what will truly happen for you on Christmas day. There will be no pretty panties, no stockings, gown, shoes, or bigger dicks. If any of you sad losers have a woman in your lives; you will get some dull gift like you always get, have to sit there and act like you love it, while she opens the lovely gifts you sold your soul for. Yes I said soul. Why? Because dumbass you are going to be paying over, and over for that fucking gift for months to come. And what are you going to get out of it? Will she tell you how small and pitiful you little pickle is? Will she help you out with getting all dressed up like the woman you dream of being then pimp you out for the night? No, she will not. But you fucktard the Queen would be most happy, even would enjoy doing these wonderful things for such fine losers as yourselves. Now think about that while your sad ass is sitting in front of the Christmas tree having your oh so sad day. Merry Fucking Christmas to all of little dick wonders and sissy bitches, one and all!!!! HO! HO! HO! HAHAHA!! :twisted:

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Small Dicks!

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Now I have to ask why in the world men with small dicks think that any woman would enjoy that thing. Let’s see, it’s too small to mount, to small to pull and to small for any good sucking action. So why would a small dick man offend a women by even bringing that tiny thing out to play? If you think about it the only thing a women can do with a small penis is laugh at it. Now we can have hours of fun laughing at a small dick. The reason for this is simple;we are pissed and sick of you dip shits wasting our time with small cocks. When a woman is hot and wet she’s ready for a real man, with a real dick. She wants a cock that she can feel inside her sweet hole, not something she has to keep checking to see if it’s still there. HA-HA I have to ask, can any of you pricks with tiny dicks even get your hands around that thing to jerk off? HA-HA No I don’t think you can, why because I have seen the proof. Yes that’s right, one of you sent me a show, and you couldn’t even keep your hand on the thing long enough to get a good pull. HA-HA Some would say that’s just too sad, but me I had a good laugh and am still laughing. So come on little dick men, give me a call and make my day with that little thing between your legs.

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