Queen Of Phone Mean

One of the things I find amusing is fat guys with small cocks. Oh yes indeed nothing makes the Queen laugh more then seeing a fat guy with a small dick. Big tub of lard stomach hanging down, rolls of fat, and then looking down you see what; a tiny little pecker trying to peek [...]

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Did you know that most of you losers can’t even compete with a small carrot? Yes that’s right; most of you can only dream of being as big as a small carrot. Sad little dick men, to small [...]

Once upon a time there was a sissy slut named Cinderfella. Oh how she loved to dress up in pretty gowns, panties and stockings. Feeling these lovely things next to her skin always made her little dick so hard. Often she would rub her little cock just to feel the pleasure of the soft lace [...]

North side, east side
Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he’s the smallest cock in town
Dancing, glancing
Willy drives them silly with his little pecker looking sad and down
Way past one, and feeling all right
‘Cos with little Willy round they can laugh all night
Hey down, stay down, stay down now
‘Cos little Willy, Willy won’t go home
But you [...]

The Queen was listening to a little tune tonight and couldn’t help but think of all of you sad losers. After all we all know all of you are obsessed with your small cocks. This song is all about not being able to keep your hands off that ding a ling. The sad part is [...]

It’s a nice lovely day, the aroma of bread baking in the oven drifts through the house. You wonder into the kitchen lured by the fragrance of the baking bread. Standing in front of the oven you feel the heat warm your body and a thought occurs to you. I wonder what it would feel [...]

The amazing Pecker! That’s right folks you heard me right; the amazing pecker. See Mr. Pecker stand at attention with the slightest breeze! It can stand, it can thrust, hell it can poke, it can shoot, and it can fornicate! Heck there is not much that Mr. Pecker can’t do in this world; I tell [...]

Well now my little loser the Queen thinks it’s time for all of you to do a little spring cleaning. I know all of you piss heads have been neglecting your over all pecker hygiene. Let’s face it, it’s time to trim the bush and buff the cock. Face it you might have a better [...]

Well here we are again another Christmas almost done with it and what do any of you twits have to show for it? Your credit cards are maxed out for useless gifts bought to impress those that you can never impress. You’re sitting there feeling lost and pretty much like the dickless wonders I know [...]

Now I have to ask why in the world men with small dicks think that any woman would enjoy that thing. Let’s see, it’s too small to mount, to small to pull and to small for any good sucking action. So why would a small dick man offend a women by even bringing that tiny [...]