Posts Tagged ‘Limp Dick’

Butts, Canes, and other Fun Things!

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

Are you the type that loves to have naughty things done to your bum? Maybe you enjoy the fine art of caning. Does the mere thought of bending over a desk, bum high in the air waiting for that first lovely sting of pain bring joy to your nether regions? I bet you just can’t wait to run to the mirror just to take a peek at your nice, new, red marks of pain and joy. That’s right; slowly run your fingers over each and every angry welt. The first touch after your beating takes your breath away and you smile at the memory of each painful lash. You lightly reach down and fondle your now limp dick hoping to rekindle the hot flame for just one more orgasm. But wait; no one told you that you could wank on that tiny dick again! Tell me; just what do you think you’ve done to deserve such pleasure? I’m waiting, still waiting. Oh hell are you going to take all damn night? Oh did I hurt your little feelings? HAHA Dip shit do you really think I care one way or the other how much my words sting? You are nothing more then a play thing to me. I amuse myself at your expense, nothing more, and nothing less.

Alright I can just picture you sitting there, scratching your head, thinking “what about the other fun things”. You know that’s a good question, and one I might answer for you someday. I’ll think about it. In the mean time just keep the lube ready for action; never know…

Do You Like Creamy or Chunky?

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Do you ever feel the need to march to the tune of a different drummer? HAHA Dip shit if that’s your desire then you have come to the right place. Come on over and join the Queens Army and find out just how well I can whip you into shape. That’s right Morons you will be marching, jumping, crawling, any damn thing the Queen orders your stupid worthless ass to do you will be Johnny on the spot ready to serve. Yes Queen, WHAT’S THAT I CAN’T HEAR YOU! DON’T YOU TOUCH YOURSELF THERE; YOU HAVEN’T EARNED THE RIGHT TO DO SO YET. I WILL TELL YOU WHEN AND HOW MUCH YOU CAN STROKE THAT COCK. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? Alright then prove to me you can listen and follow the orders I give you. Down on the floor, DON’T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY, I SAID DOWN ON THE FLOOR! Now pisshead give me 40 push ups right now. Feeling the burn yet? Good. Now crawl your loser ass over to that wall on your left. That’s right; now stand in front of that hole in the wall. Drop your pants, take your limp dick and make it nice and hard, that’s right, now stick it in the hole. You dare to ask your Queen what that thick goo is you are pumping your poor excuse of a pecker in. Well dipshit I will be happy to answer that one for you after a few more pumps in the hole. Oooooh sounds like lonesome loser is ready to cum. Was that a good wall fuck sugar pie? Well now that you’ve had a nice time fucking the wall I will tell you what you just made love to. Peanut Butter; that’s right Johnny on the spot, you will now be known as my Peanut Butter Fucker. HAHA! Maybe with a little more work you can work your way up to a nice glory hole. But not yet; no you still need to work on fucking the Peanut Butter shit head. HAHA!