Some times it’s good to be the Queen! All the men clamor to serve the one and only Me. After all if your goal is to serve someone, you may as well serve the best. And damn have you ever seen such a lovely Bitch such as I before. Take a look at the eyes, the perfect translucent skin, the mouth you dream of kissing and the legs you would love to grovel at. Come now, you can admit it; we’re all adults here so fess up. Sad to say there is only one way any of you small dick losers will ever get close to the Queen; the phone. That’s right; want to take up my time you will have to pay a price to talk to someone as fine as the Queen. So take those stubby little fingers off that poor excuse of a cock and run, don’t walk over to the phone and let all your dreams come true. Now see how sweet I can be some times; I took the time to explain just how you can spend some time with me, now call me and thank me for my kindness.
Posts Tagged ‘Legs’
Some Times It’s Good to Be The Queen:
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009Hot Wax Delights!
Monday, January 5th, 2009What comes to mind when you think of a candle, flame and melting wax? For me I get a rush of excitement from the erotic play of wax. There’s just something about lighting that candle, holding it over my slave and letting the hot wax drip on his nipples, stomach and yes his cock. Each moan of pleasure he releases sends a sweet rush of delight throughout my body. To hear him beg and plead for me to keep tormenting him with such pleasure makes me wet in my most intimate of places. To know that when I am done torturing my slave that he will serve my needs when I spread my legs and tell him to pleasure your Queen. Yes, I do find such sweet delights from melting wax and flesh.
The Secret To A Larger Cock!!
Friday, February 8th, 2008You know the Queen was thinking about small penis guys tonight, and I think I have a way to make you feel better about your less then adequate package. Yes you heard me right; I have something that may make you feel better about that useless thing between your legs. What could this miracle be you ask? Well I will try to explain what you need to do to feel grand for once in your life. Are you ready? Ok here we go! I am going to assume that all of you have some type of auto at your home; right? Well if you don’t then you will just have to figure out a way to do this on your on because I am not going to do everything for you twits. Now for those of you that do have an auto this is what you need to do. On your auto you will see your rear view mirror; this is very important! Position your rear view mirror so that you can see that tiny dick of yours in it. Drop your pants; try to make the poor little thing hard so it might stand out just a bit “face it that’s all we can hope for”. Now take a good look at your tiny penis, is it bigger? Why yes, yes it is! And you know why? Because wonders of all wonders “Things always appear larger in your rear view mirror”! HAHA!
My Thoughts for Thanksgiving:
Wednesday, November 21st, 2007Well now what can I say about Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving should be a time for all of you little sissy bitches to be ever so thankful for having a woman as grand as the Queen tolerate your sorry asses. And as for all of you small dick wonders out there need I go into just how lucky you are to have the Queen look at that thing hanging between your legs. Sorry made a mistake there; it’s to damn small to even hang much less dangle. HAHA! Oh my, the hours of fun I have had laughing at those pitiful peckers you twits keep trying to wank on. Oh well, remember not to eat to much on Thanksgiving; don’t want that gut to get so big that you wont be able to find your tiny play thing, HAHA!!
Small Dicks!
Friday, October 27th, 2006Now I have to ask why in the world men with small dicks think that any woman would enjoy that thing. Let’s see, it’s too small to mount, to small to pull and to small for any good sucking action. So why would a small dick man offend a women by even bringing that tiny thing out to play? If you think about it the only thing a women can do with a small penis is laugh at it. Now we can have hours of fun laughing at a small dick. The reason for this is simple;we are pissed and sick of you dip shits wasting our time with small cocks. When a woman is hot and wet she’s ready for a real man, with a real dick. She wants a cock that she can feel inside her sweet hole, not something she has to keep checking to see if it’s still there. HA-HA I have to ask, can any of you pricks with tiny dicks even get your hands around that thing to jerk off? HA-HA No I don’t think you can, why because I have seen the proof. Yes that’s right, one of you sent me a show, and you couldn’t even keep your hand on the thing long enough to get a good pull. HA-HA Some would say that’s just too sad, but me I had a good laugh and am still laughing. So come on little dick men, give me a call and make my day with that little thing between your legs.