Now I have to ask why in the world men with small dicks think that any woman would enjoy that thing. Let’s see, it’s too small to mount, to small to pull and to small for any good sucking action. So why would a small dick man offend a women by even bringing that tiny thing out to play? If you think about it the only thing a women can do with a small penis is laugh at it. Now we can have hours of fun laughing at a small dick. The reason for this is simple;we are pissed and sick of you dip shits wasting our time with small cocks. When a woman is hot and wet she’s ready for a real man, with a real dick. She wants a cock that she can feel inside her sweet hole, not something she has to keep checking to see if it’s still there. HA-HA I have to ask, can any of you pricks with tiny dicks even get your hands around that thing to jerk off? HA-HA No I don’t think you can, why because I have seen the proof. Yes that’s right, one of you sent me a show, and you couldn’t even keep your hand on the thing long enough to get a good pull. HA-HA Some would say that’s just too sad, but me I had a good laugh and am still laughing. So come on little dick men, give me a call and make my day with that little thing between your legs.
Posts Tagged ‘Laugh’
Small Dicks!
Friday, October 27th, 2006Tags: Cock, Dick Man, Dick Men, Laugh, Legs, Little Dick, Men Dicks, Men With Small Dicks, Small Cocks, Small Dick, Small Penis, Tiny Dicks
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Officer Barney Fife, Another Sucker For The Queen… hehehehehe ;-)
Monday, May 22nd, 2006Cops, cops oh how I love my fun with the fuzz. If there is one thing that this southern belle knows how
to do it’s to charm a pig. I never get a speeding ticket because as you should know by now I have my
special charms. I know from the moment the cop looks at me that I will be able to talk my way out of a
ticket, and I have never failed.
The other day I was in hurry and some fool cop with nothing better to do
pulls me over to get his ticket of the day. Well like always I can see the way that he is looking at me and
know that once again there will be no ticket for little ol’ me. I smile and sweet talk Mr. Cop Man and
since he is not use to anything as fine as me paying him such attention he is putty in my hands. I never
have to go on a date or sleep with the dumb ass; I just lead him to believe that he may have a chance
with something as hot as me. Then I drive off with him still standing there smiling and looking like the
idiot he really is. And yes I laugh all the way home.
Tags: Barney Fife, Cops, Dumb Ass, Fool, Laugh, Pig, Queen, Southern Belle, Sweet Talk
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