Queen Of Phone Mean

I know the title alone is funny as hell, but truth be told most of you have such small cocks you can’t find a condom to fit the itty pecker. Just thinking about that makes me laugh and long for a picture of you sad twits with that normal size condom hanging off your small [...]

So you not only have a small dick but your sad enough to take the time to measure the tiny thing. This brings up a good question; do you really need to measure that itty thing to know it’s to damn small? Just take a good look down there and it should be easy enough [...]

Want to fuck yourself up the ass hands free? Well all is not lost the Queen knows just what you need. Here we go now; so pay close attention; wouldn’t want any of you morons to miss any of the important details. First off you will need a mattress, a broom, “not the metal kind, [...]

North side, east side
Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he’s the smallest cock in town
Dancing, glancing
Willy drives them silly with his little pecker looking sad and down
Way past one, and feeling all right
‘Cos with little Willy round they can laugh all night
Hey down, stay down, stay down now
‘Cos little Willy, Willy won’t go home
But you [...]

I have to ask what is with men and manners? I’m out shopping minding my own business and notice some moron is following me around. Every where I went this fool would be lurking near by watching me. At first I found this a bit amusing but as the hours went by I found this [...]

Well now it would seem that Rich is all talk and no action. So true to my word here’s another pic of Rich’s tiny cock. Sad looking thing now isn’t it? I can surly see why Rich wouldn’t want anyone to see his small dick; after all who can look at that poor excuse of [...]

Let’s play a game shall we. So here’s the deal losers, I’m bored and find I’m in the mood to have you amuse me. Now you may ask yourselves how you might amuse someone as grand as the Queen. Well I will tell you. You can give the Queen a call and tell me all [...]

I’ve decided that sense Rich has decided to be such a poor sport and seems to be confused about whether or not he wants his pics of that sad dick up that I would put more of them up. So here for all to enjoy and I am sure laugh at are more pics of [...]

The Queen was listening to a little tune tonight and couldn’t help but think of all of you sad losers. After all we all know all of you are obsessed with your small cocks. This song is all about not being able to keep your hands off that ding a ling. The sad part is [...]

Here is a pic of rich’s tiny pecker for all to see. Now I don’t know about all of you but to me it kind of reminds me of a little mushroom sticking out of the ground. Not very big, not much to notice but still some might want to sample to see if it [...]