Queen Of Phone Mean

Once upon a time long ago there lived a man called Thundercock. In a time after the great apocalypse emerged this mighty man. Word traveled far of Thundercocks great stamina and how he cast a huge shadow. Many wondered just what this shadow was that he cast. Some thought he must be a man of [...]

Once upon a time there were three little sluts that went out seeking a good time. They set out on their journey and after many long hours of searching sat together in despair. Oh dear said slut number one; are we to ever find our good time. And right at that moment a door cracks [...]

The amazing Pecker! That’s right folks you heard me right; the amazing pecker. See Mr. Pecker stand at attention with the slightest breeze! It can stand, it can thrust, hell it can poke, it can shoot, and it can fornicate! Heck there is not much that Mr. Pecker can’t do in this world; I tell [...]

Do you ever feel the need to march to the tune of a different drummer? HAHA Dip shit if that’s your desire then you have come to the right place. Come on over and join the Queens Army and find out just how well I can whip you into shape. That’s right Morons you will [...]

How many of you said yes to that question? How many of you are closet fags? Do you go out trolling for anonymous sexual activity? Come on, you can tell the Queen about how much you crave a nice fat big one. How many of you go to bathrooms, adult shops, adult theaters, in search [...]