Queen Of Phone Mean

Want to fuck yourself up the ass hands free? Well all is not lost the Queen knows just what you need. Here we go now; so pay close attention; wouldn’t want any of you morons to miss any of the important details. First off you will need a mattress, a broom, “not the metal kind, [...]

It seems that some of you losers are under the impression that the Queen is into giving free advice. While I don’t mind answering a few questions here on this board, I will not do so indefinitely. I may answer two of your questions, if I’m in the mood to, but I will not keep [...]

Alright all of you small dick wonders and sissy boys; listen up your Queen has something to say.
It seems that many of you twits just don’t understand how the game works. I the one and only Queen am by far the best damn bitch on the internet that you lowly scum bags will ever [...]

Well now it would seem that I need to go into more detail about how to fuck a loaf of bread. I’ve had a call from some silly twit that needed instruction on the fine art of loaf fucking. Shocking I know. This moron took the loaf out of the oven and proceeded to try [...]

It’s a nice lovely day, the aroma of bread baking in the oven drifts through the house. You wonder into the kitchen lured by the fragrance of the baking bread. Standing in front of the oven you feel the heat warm your body and a thought occurs to you. I wonder what it would feel [...]

If there is one thing I love to hate, it’s the drunk dumbasses who call at every god-awful hour of the night. Now, mind you, a lot of these morons will spend some good $$, but lately, they just call up and slur their words for 5 minutes and then hang up. Borrrrrrring! Ya, and [...]