Well now it would seem that I need to go into more detail about how to fuck a loaf of bread. I’ve had a call from some silly twit that needed instruction on the fine art of loaf fucking. Shocking I know. This moron took the loaf out of the oven and proceeded to try and fuck it nice and hot. HAHA! Now really; I thought that you fools would be smart enough to know to let it cool a bit first. So if anyone wants to give loaf fucking a try; let it cool to a nice warm temperature before you try to give it a good poke.
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Update on Loaf Fucking Post:
Thursday, August 14th, 2008Is Your Date Inflatable?
Thursday, April 10th, 2008Are you the type of loser that can only get an Inflatable date? Does your date come to you by the postal system? Is she made of plastic or latex? Do you get off on that “new doll smell” strait out of the box? Well then you sad loser do I have the gal for you. Yes that’s right, I have the girl of your dreams just waiting for you to try out one of her nice tight holes. I can just see your sorry ass now reaching down with your fat fingers to rub back and fourth on that useless dick of yours. Just thinking about your dream girl gets you all revved up and ready for a good fuck; now doesn’t it LOSER? That’s ok piss head, every loser has to find some pleasure in there sorry lives; even you. I tell you what though; I do believe I can help you bring a little more excitement to your latex love life. How you ask? Well dip shit it’s really quite simple. You just pick of the phone “it’s that thing that rings and someone is on the other end”, call me, and either bring your own latex love date or hell you can use the hot dream date I talked about above. After all just look at her; she’s hot admit it. All the right holes can move most any direction, now all you need is me to tell you how to fuck your dream date. So if you would like to improve your latex love life; call the Queen. Go on give it a try, step over to the dark side, I wont bite; if I do you wont mind it at all.