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Update on Loaf Fucking Post:



Well now it would seem that I need to go into more detail about how to fuck a loaf of bread. I’ve had a call from some silly twit that needed instruction on the fine art of loaf fucking. Shocking I know. This moron took the loaf out of the oven and proceeded to try [...]

Butts, Canes, and other Fun Things!



Are you the type that loves to have naughty things done to your bum? Maybe you enjoy the fine art of caning. Does the mere thought of bending over a desk, bum high in the air waiting for that first lovely sting of pain bring joy to your nether regions? I bet you just can’t [...]

The Queen Was Thinking



The Queen was thinking about why you sorry losers grew up to be such fucktards. Well now I came up with lots of reasons in my warped, cruel mind, but to be fair I will not list them all. I will how ever go over the ones that I find the most amusing. Now my [...]

Hard To Be Humble



Oh lord it’s hard to be humble when you are perfect like the Queen. I can’t wait to look in the mirror because I get better looking each day. Anything I drape upon my beautiful body only serves to enhance how exquisite I really am. I add touches of make-up to my porcelain complexion to [...]