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Oh Dear Little Willy Wont Go Home



North side, east side
Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he’s the smallest cock in town
Dancing, glancing
Willy drives them silly with his little pecker looking sad and down
Way past one, and feeling all right
‘Cos with little Willy round they can laugh all night
Hey down, stay down, stay down now
‘Cos little Willy, Willy won’t go home
But you [...]

Merry Fucking HOHOHO!!!!!



Well here we are again another Christmas almost done with it and what do any of you twits have to show for it? Your credit cards are maxed out for useless gifts bought to impress those that you can never impress. You’re sitting there feeling lost and pretty much like the dickless wonders I know [...]

Pathetic Losers!!!



Ok I see that I need to clear yet another thing up for you pathetic losers. You keep sending me emails begging for the Queen to take time and talk to your sorry asses. Well I have to ask why the hell should I. I decided to have pity on you sorry piss heads and [...]