Posts Tagged ‘Dick’
Friday, February 27th, 2009
Have you ever been just a wanking away on that little dick, feeling O so good, almost there, and then your hand cramps, Oh No! This can’t be happening, I’m feeling so good, my fat willy is ready to explode! Please my faithful hand don’t give out on me now. Just a few more wanks to glory. PLEASE!
Oh dear the man says; what should I do? The man exclaims I know, go see my doctor he will know what’s wrong with old faithful. So the man goes to the doctor and what does he say; sir you are suffering from carpal wanker syndrome. What the man says? I believe you are confused isn’t that suppose to be carpal syndrome a condition for people that type too much? No the doctor says; this is another condition that effects those that wank too much. You see, if you wank to much, you tend to run the risk of wearing down the joint in your wrist so there for your wanking hand as time goes by will not be able to wank with such wonderful gusto. You will have to try and give that hand time to heal and use your left hand to wank. But no doctor that will not work! You see, I tried, but try and try as I may my left hand just couldn’t keep the same pace as my faithful right hand has all these years. The man says with dismay; I cannot get the speed and consistency that I need to fulfill my joyous explosion of ecstasy. Well the doctor stands there scratching his head, and then he says I have one other idea to offer you. What the man says to the doctor I will try anything please, please tell me. The doctor looks at the man and says; go buy yourself a fleshlight, it feels like a real pussy, or so I’ve been told. And best of all the doctor says; they come with different size holes. Yes, I’m telling you the truth, you can get one to feel like anal or you can get one to feel like a pussy, the choice is up to you. Now young man go fourth and wank to your hearts desire with your new fleshlight which can be used with either your left or right hand. So there for you can be a lefty and have a good wank! Enjoy.
Tags: Dick, Fleshlight, Pussy
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Thursday, April 10th, 2008
Are you the type of loser that can only get an Inflatable date? Does your date come to you by the postal system? Is she made of plastic or latex? Do you get off on that “new doll smell” strait out of the box? Well then you sad loser do I have the gal for you. Yes that’s right, I have the girl of your dreams just waiting for you to try out one of her nice tight holes. I can just see your sorry ass now reaching down with your fat fingers to rub back and fourth on that useless dick of yours. Just thinking about your dream girl gets you all revved up and ready for a good fuck; now doesn’t it LOSER? That’s ok piss head, every loser has to find some pleasure in there sorry lives; even you. I tell you what though; I do believe I can help you bring a little more excitement to your latex love life. How you ask? Well dip shit it’s really quite simple. You just pick of the phone “it’s that thing that rings and someone is on the other end”, call me, and either bring your own latex love date or hell you can use the hot dream date I talked about above. After all just look at her; she’s hot admit it. All the right holes can move most any direction, now all you need is me to tell you how to fuck your dream date. So if you would like to improve your latex love life; call the Queen. Go on give it a try, step over to the dark side, I wont bite; if I do you wont mind it at all.
Tags: Dick, Fuck, Latex, Queen, Tight Holes
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Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
Well now my little sissy bitches; did you get everything you thought you would to start out your new year? Any of you sluts get something big and hard for your fun hole? Or maybe you were hoping for some new frilly clothes, panties, stockings, bras and shoes. May be, just may be, those of you that didn’t get what you wanted should think about the fact that you don’t deserve such fine things. Have you yet learned how to serve your Mistress well? Would you have any idea of how to earn the right to get all dolled up and looking pretty for a hot night out? No, I doubt most of you even have a clue of what it really takes to be a good slave. But hey don’t feel bad; there is still hope for your worthless asses. Why? Well that is an easy one to answer you little one dick wonders. The reason would be, because the Queen knows all about how to train want a be sissy bitches. So if you want to be the best damn slut you can be, really learn to work that fun hole, serve and obey, well then, you know who to call now don’t you?
Tags: Dick, Mistress, Panties, Queen, Shoes, Sissy, Slut, Stockings
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Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
A pecker, a pecker; what a woman would do for a life size pecker! Do any of you twits out there understand or even know what size a dick should be? I ask this because even with my posting about small dicks you still keep trying to show that poor excuse of a cock to me and others. I swear I saw a ding a ling today that couldn’t have been more then 2 inches; if even that fucking big. I almost feel out of my damn chair laughing when I saw the pics that moron sent to me with his sad little thing peeking through his bush. Yes I said bush. Why? Because you stupid pissheads have the damned hairiest nest down there around your tiny cock and big old balls. HAHA Shit maybe you should try trimming that mess before you try to show someone your tiny pride and joy. It might have a better chance of showing up with less hair. But if you do decide to trim that bush, be careful of that tiny ding a ling; after all you don’t want to get mixed up thinking it’s a hair and chop it off! HAHA Damn I’m laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my beautiful face just thinking about that poor little cock that thought it could. That’s right you bitches; just keep saying, I think I can, I think I can, and maybe, just maybe it might be an inch bigger with your next hard on. Not! HAHA
Tags: Balls, Dick, Little Cock, Small Dicks, Tiny Cock
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Thursday, September 20th, 2007
The Queen was thinking about why you sorry losers grew up to be such fucktards. Well now I came up with lots of reasons in my warped, cruel mind, but to be fair I will not list them all. I will how ever go over the ones that I find the most amusing. Now my favorite of all time has to be the ones that love to be humiliated. Who ever made you like this treatment I am grateful to; because treating you like shit brings much joy to my day. You cannot imagine the rush, the thrill, the Queen gets from making pigs like you grovel and beg for more. Now let’s talk about you little silly sissy twits. HAHA Most of you are so confused about what you want, that you don’t know if you want to be made to suck a cock or have one pop your cherry. Oh the Queen can just see you there; the mere thought of a hard cock sliding into your little hole has you squirming in your chair. Tell me now; would you squeal with glee while that fat dick stretched your fun hole? Don’t bother lying; the Queen knows you would love every hard thrust. Might I add before I end this post, that I myself can think of many fun things to have any of you slide up your ass. Hell give me a call and I will be happy to instruct you in the fine art of fucking yourself.
Tags: Dick, Hard Cock, Little Hole, Losers, Pigs, Queen, Sissy
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Tuesday, May 15th, 2007
Picture this; you on your hands and knees, crawling toward your queen, begging to serve her in any way you can. Do any of you turds out there think you are up to serving your queen? Just how much would you do for your queen to win her approval if only for a few wonderful moments? Would this make your worthless day worth while? Would you spread your cheeks willing to except what ever the queen desires to slide in that tight pucker hole? Will you squeal like the little bitch you are when I stretch that bum hole to the point of pain and pleasure making you take yet more? HAHA You little slut, you know you are wiggling in your chair right now, hands on that pitiful excuse for a dick, thinking about the wicked things the queen would do to your slut hole.
Tags: Dick, Tight Hole
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Tuesday, January 9th, 2007
How many of you said yes to that question? How many of you are closet fags? Do you go out trolling for anonymous sexual activity? Come on, you can tell the Queen about how much you crave a nice fat big one. How many of you go to bathrooms, adult shops, adult theaters, in search of a glory hole? Do you peep through the hole searching for that just right penis? Have you ever been lucky enough to find a dick long enough to fuck you in the ass through a glory hole? Oh come on now, I know you are just aching to fondle, suck, and just take that cock up your ass. I can just see you now, sitting there, cock in hand, just thinking about how good it would feel. Yep, I know what you are, and you do to; you’re just a little cum slut.
Tags: Adult Shops, Adult Theaters, Ass Hole, Bathrooms, Cock, Cum Slut, Dick, Glory Hole, Penis, Queen, Sodomite
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