Posts Tagged ‘Cock’

Hot Wax Delights!

Monday, January 5th, 2009

What comes to mind when you think of a candle, flame and melting wax? For me I get a rush of excitement from the erotic play of wax. There’s just something about lighting that candle, holding it over my slave and letting the hot wax drip on his nipples, stomach and yes his cock. Each moan of pleasure he releases sends a sweet rush of delight throughout my body. To hear him beg and plead for me to keep tormenting him with such pleasure makes me wet in my most intimate of places. To know that when I am done torturing my slave that he will serve my needs when I spread my legs and tell him to pleasure your Queen. Yes, I do find such sweet delights from melting wax and flesh.

Are You Ready to Take The Cock Pledge?

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

Well now my little loser the Queen thinks it’s time for all of you to do a little spring cleaning. I know all of you piss heads have been neglecting your over all pecker hygiene. Let’s face it, it’s time to trim the bush and buff the cock. Face it you might have a better chance of getting someone to pay attention to that useless dick if you improve the over all look. Also if you trim that hairy thatch that tiny wiener might look a little bigger. So here’s what the Queen wants you to do to improve the over all look of that poor excuse of a ding a ling.

Okay dip shits repeat after me; I swear to trim my bush and polish my tiny dick at least once a week for my Lovely Queen. Alright if you said your cock pledge then let’s proceed. First off you will need to have these items ready to begin your task, something to trim with, a cloth, and a can of lemon or orange furniture polish “Pledge if you have this in your area”. Now to begin you will need to trim that bush in what ever manner you feel you can accomplish without cutting your little pecker off. Next clean all the trimmed hair away, and then perform your favorite hand shake on your cock to make it nice and hard, spray your dick with Pledge from base to tip, then slowly start buffing your cock from base to tip till it has a nice shine. Oh yes I know; that little dick now feels the need to cum, you want to shoot that load so bad now don’t you? Well tough shit moron the Queen didn’t give you permission to cum so if you spew your goo you had better be ready to lick every last drop up! Now if you managed to complete this task without jacking off you have proven you can follow instructions and your tiny Dick now has a nice shine and smells like citrus. Go out find a woman, see if you can get lucky, if you get her to sample your cock she will be most happy that you were thoughtful enough to trim the pecker and give it that nice clean smell. If you were one of the losers that couldn’t finish and had to cum; well at least it smells nice but doubt you will have any luck with the ladies. After all you have no self control so how long would you last between the sheets anyway. HAHA! LOSER!!!!

Do You Like Creamy or Chunky?

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Do you ever feel the need to march to the tune of a different drummer? HAHA Dip shit if that’s your desire then you have come to the right place. Come on over and join the Queens Army and find out just how well I can whip you into shape. That’s right Morons you will be marching, jumping, crawling, any damn thing the Queen orders your stupid worthless ass to do you will be Johnny on the spot ready to serve. Yes Queen, WHAT’S THAT I CAN’T HEAR YOU! DON’T YOU TOUCH YOURSELF THERE; YOU HAVEN’T EARNED THE RIGHT TO DO SO YET. I WILL TELL YOU WHEN AND HOW MUCH YOU CAN STROKE THAT COCK. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? Alright then prove to me you can listen and follow the orders I give you. Down on the floor, DON’T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY, I SAID DOWN ON THE FLOOR! Now pisshead give me 40 push ups right now. Feeling the burn yet? Good. Now crawl your loser ass over to that wall on your left. That’s right; now stand in front of that hole in the wall. Drop your pants, take your limp dick and make it nice and hard, that’s right, now stick it in the hole. You dare to ask your Queen what that thick goo is you are pumping your poor excuse of a pecker in. Well dipshit I will be happy to answer that one for you after a few more pumps in the hole. Oooooh sounds like lonesome loser is ready to cum. Was that a good wall fuck sugar pie? Well now that you’ve had a nice time fucking the wall I will tell you what you just made love to. Peanut Butter; that’s right Johnny on the spot, you will now be known as my Peanut Butter Fucker. HAHA! Maybe with a little more work you can work your way up to a nice glory hole. But not yet; no you still need to work on fucking the Peanut Butter shit head. HAHA!

The Secret To A Larger Cock!!

Friday, February 8th, 2008

You know the Queen was thinking about small penis guys tonight, and I think I have a way to make you feel better about your less then adequate package. Yes you heard me right; I have something that may make you feel better about that useless thing between your legs. What could this miracle be you ask? Well I will try to explain what you need to do to feel grand for once in your life. Are you ready? Ok here we go! I am going to assume that all of you have some type of auto at your home; right? Well if you don’t then you will just have to figure out a way to do this on your on because I am not going to do everything for you twits. Now for those of you that do have an auto this is what you need to do. On your auto you will see your rear view mirror; this is very important! Position your rear view mirror so that you can see that tiny dick of yours in it. Drop your pants; try to make the poor little thing hard so it might stand out just a bit “face it that’s all we can hope for”. Now take a good look at your tiny penis, is it bigger? Why yes, yes it is! And you know why? Because wonders of all wonders “Things always appear larger in your rear view mirror”! HAHA!

How To Find a Small Dick

Monday, June 11th, 2007

Now I just have to ask all of you small dick wonders out there a question. Does a woman have to use a magnifying glass just to find that damn tiny thing you are trying to offend them with?

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What’s the point of even trying to wank on that thing when your thumb is bigger then your poor excuse of a cock? :lol:

Are You A Sodomite?

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

How many of you said yes to that question? How many of you are closet fags? Do you go out trolling for anonymous sexual activity? Come on, you can tell the Queen about how much you crave a nice fat big one. How many of you go to bathrooms, adult shops, adult theaters, in search of a glory hole? Do you peep through the hole searching for that just right penis? Have you ever been lucky enough to find a dick long enough to fuck you in the ass through a glory hole? Oh come on now, I know you are just aching to fondle, suck, and just take that cock up your ass. I can just see you now, sitting there, cock in hand, just thinking about how good it would feel. Yep, I know what you are, and you do to; you’re just a little cum slut.

Small Dicks!

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Now I have to ask why in the world men with small dicks think that any woman would enjoy that thing. Let’s see, it’s too small to mount, to small to pull and to small for any good sucking action. So why would a small dick man offend a women by even bringing that tiny thing out to play? If you think about it the only thing a women can do with a small penis is laugh at it. Now we can have hours of fun laughing at a small dick. The reason for this is simple;we are pissed and sick of you dip shits wasting our time with small cocks. When a woman is hot and wet she’s ready for a real man, with a real dick. She wants a cock that she can feel inside her sweet hole, not something she has to keep checking to see if it’s still there. HA-HA I have to ask, can any of you pricks with tiny dicks even get your hands around that thing to jerk off? HA-HA No I don’t think you can, why because I have seen the proof. Yes that’s right, one of you sent me a show, and you couldn’t even keep your hand on the thing long enough to get a good pull. HA-HA Some would say that’s just too sad, but me I had a good laugh and am still laughing. So come on little dick men, give me a call and make my day with that little thing between your legs.