Posts Tagged ‘Bitch’

You Can’t Keep A Good Bitch Down:

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

It’s come to my attention that once again some mindless twit pso has been up to no good. For some reason some feel the need to stick there nose in my business. Why is this you may ask? Well I would be most happy to explain. You see in this business if someone is doing well then someone else is always trying to find out how there doing it and doing there best to sabotage your business. Word of advice for those in this business that would like to bring the Queen down a peg or two; many have tired over the years, but none have succeeded and no one ever will. There’s a reason the Queen as been around for many years; I’m the one and only, the best at what I do, and no one, I mean no one will ever get the best of me. I’m always one step a head of the game, and well you should know it. No one could ever replace me, because no one could ever be me. It’s that damn simple. In closing I would like to offer up a little advice; stop trying to steal others ideas; and hell for once in your life come up with an original idea of your own. Your idea might suck but hell at least it would be yours for a change.

Humiliation Is My Game:

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Alright all of you small dick wonders and sissy boys; listen up your Queen has something to say.

It seems that many of you twits just don’t understand how the game works. I the one and only Queen am by far the best damn bitch on the internet that you lowly scum bags will ever have the pleasure to serve. Some of you have been whining about how hard it is to get the Queen. Well to that my answer is I will make it so damn fucking easy for you that even a mindless twit will be able to figure it out.

Ready for a lesson on how things work?

Alright then here we go losers.

The Queen is going to make it easy for all of you who wish to have the honor of talking with me; so please follow along closely.

When you see the button on my site saying I am available fucking click the damn thing and place your call. Not hard now is it? Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure this one out so I am pretty damn sure that even you morons can follow these instructions. Now to be clear; do no cry to me about I don’t know how to contact you, that crap will not float with me and I will not waste my time on your sorry ass. Call, don’t call that’s up to you, but you had better damn well not waste my time with stupid ass questions, like I don’t know how to call.

End of lesson; class is over for today losers.

Sweet Dreams:

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

When you close your eyes do you dream about the Queen? Sure you do; after all we all dream of things we cannot have. HAHA! But hey it’s not a total loss after all any of you losers have a way to reach out and contact the Queen. That’s right any of you morons surely know how to use a phone so there you go. Just think you can call and talk with the best damn bitch you could ever dream to meet. Verbal abuse hell yes I’ve got that covered. Humiliation; you bet that and more. Got a small dick I can have a blast laughing my ass off all at your expense. Don’t worry all you little sissy bitches out there the Queen knows just what you need so got that covered too. Damn I good!

Sissy Bitch Finishing School

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Are you little sissies in need of training in the art of applying make-up, proper clothing, and how to pick just the right slut shoes? Are you the type of pussy slut that has no idea what shade of lip stick would suit you best, much less how to pull the whole glamour look together? Well my dear hearts I have the answer for you. What you may ask? Well you silly twit the answer to all of your dreams is right here in front of you; me! I know all about beauty; after all take a look at how gorgeous your Queen is. Now I will tell you the truth, you will never be anywhere near has sexy as me, but we may be able to make you pretty. Pretty is not so bad in the grand scheme of things. And we all have to find our place in the grand order of life. I am on top and you morons are way down at the bottom always trying to crawl up the ladder. So here’s the deal I will offer for my gals with a dream. I will teach you the art of picking out and using the right cosmetics, what clothes will suit you best, teach you how to bring the whole look together, walk with grace, the whole package. Now what you will end up being when I am done making you up; well now that will depend on my mood. You could be a pretty little sissy bitch or you could be a slut that I will pimp out for the night. Like I said; all depends on what kind of mood the Queen is in and how well your sorry ass obeys me while I instruct your diva asses.

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Hard To Be Humble

Friday, September 14th, 2007

Oh lord it’s hard to be humble when you are perfect like the Queen. I can’t wait to look in the mirror because I get better looking each day. Anything I drape upon my beautiful body only serves to enhance how exquisite I really am. I add touches of make-up to my porcelain complexion to drive the men wild. I know men love to look at the Queen, and many have dreams of serving the Queen, but few will ever prove worthy of this privilege. Little sissy boys would love to have the Queen teach them the fine art of applying make-up since I am just so damn good at everything I do. Oh lord I’ll never be humble, I am perfect at everything I do, and the best damn bitch you will ever meet. So if you ever feel the need to grovel at the feet of a perfect women, then dumb ass you know who to call.

It’s good to dream:

Sunday, July 1st, 2007

Do you ever find yourself dreaming of the perfect dominate woman? Would a woman that sincerely laughs at your ass while putting you down be a turn on? Not the same fake laugh you get from hundreds of women, but a genuine I just fucked you over and now I am laughing my ass off laugh; would that float your boat? How about a woman with a crazy attitude and so unpredictable that you never know what the hell she’s going to say or do to your sorry ass; would that be a big turn on? Well dip shits if that is your dream, then you have found the one and only, bond fide bitch of your dreams. I’m the Queen, the best at what I do, authentic, screw you over bitch, have a ball while I am doing it, don’t give a shit about you, woman of your dreams. Now tell me you pathetic losers, what the fuck are you going to do about it?

Happy Halloween from The Queen

Monday, October 30th, 2006

Trick or Treat, Trick or Treat, give that sissy bitch some cum to eat.

Ding Dong The Bitch Is Back!

Sunday, July 9th, 2006

I’ve been away doing my own thing the past few months; doing what ever I damn well please. Before any of you slimy little whiners start in with questions about where I have been; let me just say don’t. It’s none of your damn business what I do when I’m not talking to one of you worthless cock suckers.

Now while I’m getting things cleared up I want to state one more time just so all of you little dumb twits will understand. I have been getting emails from some dip shits that seem to think they are talking to the old queen. Apparently some of you dumb fucks either cannot read or you have even less brain cells then I gave you credit for. Your old queen told you months ago that she was leaving and she’s not coming back no matter how much you beg. She turned her title and all that went with that over to me to do with as I please. And that is just what I am doing; just what I damn well please. So if you think you can understand what I just said and know which queen you are talking to then by all means call. I love to take money from hopeless fools with tiny minds and dicks. ha-ha

Meet Your New Queen

Monday, May 8th, 2006

Well, by now I’m sure that all of you scum bags have noticed that you have a new Queen of Phone Mean. Some

of you may be upset about having a new Queen, and to this I have to say I really don’t give a damn. Your

old Queen and I have had some long talks about all of you piss heads. And I must say that I have had lots of

fun laughing at each and every one of you losers.

Now if you think that I’m going to put up with any crap from any of you pathetic losers, think again. First

off I’m a first class bitch and proud of it. I take great pleasure in the disgusting things you little

weasels jump to do in hopes of pleasing your Queen. So now that you see how things are going to be around

here I would say that it’s time to get your sorry ass on the phone, now!