A pecker, a pecker; what a woman would do for a life size pecker! Do any of you twits out there understand or even know what size a dick should be? I ask this because even with my posting about small dicks you still keep trying to show that poor excuse of a cock to me and others. I swear I saw a ding a ling today that couldn’t have been more then 2 inches; if even that fucking big. I almost feel out of my damn chair laughing when I saw the pics that moron sent to me with his sad little thing peeking through his bush. Yes I said bush. Why? Because you stupid pissheads have the damned hairiest nest down there around your tiny cock and big old balls. HAHA Shit maybe you should try trimming that mess before you try to show someone your tiny pride and joy. It might have a better chance of showing up with less hair. But if you do decide to trim that bush, be careful of that tiny ding a ling; after all you don’t want to get mixed up thinking it’s a hair and chop it off! HAHA Damn I’m laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my beautiful face just thinking about that poor little cock that thought it could. That’s right you bitches; just keep saying, I think I can, I think I can, and maybe, just maybe it might be an inch bigger with your next hard on. Not! HAHA
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Peek a Boo; I thought I saw a pecker:
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007Small Dick Epidemic!
Friday, December 7th, 2007I have come to the conclusion that there is a Small Dick Epidemic going on in at least half of the male population of the world. I have noticed what I can only term as less then adequate packages down below. In most cases the balls hang down lower then that tiny damn thing they call a dick! I have to wonder has it always been like this? Or should we be concerned that there is something in the water or food you twits are consuming that is making so many of you have the small cock blues. And while we are on the topic; I have to ask why in the hell you want to have sex? Let’s see; the pecker is what maybe 2 inches, so really not much penetration going on there, you would come out just as well fucking a jar of Vaseline. Or maybe a plum would be more your size; then I could just call you a Plum Fucker. If you would just be honest with yourselves you would admit that the only one who truly gets any enjoyment out of that sad thing you play with is you. No woman has, or ever will enjoy your tiny gherkin; hell they can’t even feel the thing much less cum. So how about you do us all a favor and just give it a few wanks all by yourselves and save all the women of the world the displeasure of having to deal with that little ding a ling. Or you could always give me a call and I can think of many things you could do with that sad little pecker. HAHA!!
Deck The Balls!!!!!
Friday, November 23rd, 2007
Welcome to your Black Friday loser. Why fight the crowds when you can be a mindless consumer of your own destruction in the comfort of your own home or office… on your knees begging for more? That’s right piss head; the only thing you need to think about this Christmas is serving me. In return I may let you cum for Christmas. Ha Ha!!