Alright let’s face the facts here. You losers have tiny dicks. You love to play your tiny penis, you dream of someday finding a woman that will try to play with your sad little dick, but the facts are; no one is going to want to touch that small thing much less fuck it. As I’ve told you many times before, what is the point of a woman wasting her time on something as useless as your itty penis? Face it; you and that tiny dick are going to get to spend many long years doing the two finger wank all alone! HAHA! Now my dear losers that is some funny shit.
Cocks, Cocks, why are there so many Small Cocks!
February 16th, 2010Cum Sluts and Big Black Dick:
February 12th, 2010So you’re a slut searching for a nice big cock to suck on? Don’t other to deny it, to many of you have told me in great detail of how much you fantasize about taking that hot throbbing piece of meat into your mouth for a nice long suck till you get a creamy treat gushing into your mouth and down your throat. Oh yes I know all about how much you desire to be a little faggot of the evening. Now since I’m in the mood to have some fun at your expense I thought I would offer up some advice. Now where to find that nice juicy cock of your dreams. Let’s see; you could put an add in magazine saying “cum slut in need of big dick with loads of cream”, go to an adult book store that has some fun back rooms with glory holes and wait for that tasty treat to peek through the hole or if I’m in the mood and you prove you’re worthy I could take you out and pimp you out as my slut for the night. Now you see loads of ideas there for you to work with. Oh and one more thing; I’ve made a new clip with advice on just how to suck that huge cock when you find one.
Little Dicks and Condoms That Fit:
February 10th, 2010I know the title alone is funny as hell, but truth be told most of you have such small cocks you can’t find a condom to fit the itty pecker. Just thinking about that makes me laugh and long for a picture of you sad twits with that normal size condom hanging off your small dicks. But hey, don’t fear the Queen is here to help all you morons out. There is hope; well for a condom to fit your tiny dick that is, not for you ever having sex. But as I always say; Dare to dream. So just in case you ever find a woman dumb enough to let you fuck her, I have a solution for you. Go to Wal-Mart, a drug store, what ever, look where they have the latex gloves for “Finger Cots”. Take my word for it, they will be just the right fit for that sad little thing you call a dick. So go out and buy a pack, and keep hoping to find someone out there that will give the little pecker that thought it could a try.
Oh and for more on small condoms don’t forget to check out my clips.
I have nothing else to do, so I measure my small cock!
February 8th, 2010So you not only have a small dick but your sad enough to take the time to measure the tiny thing. This brings up a good question; do you really need to measure that itty thing to know it’s to damn small? Just take a good look down there and it should be easy enough for you to see yes indeed you do have a small dick. Another dead give away would be the fact that when women see your little cock they laugh and no fun night for you. Oh well back home to do the two finger wank for all you sad losers. Wank, wank, that’s all fun you will ever have with the useless tiny dick between your legs. All’s not lost though; you can always send the Queen a pic of the small dick that thought it could, and all of us can have a good laugh.
Sad Tiny Dick Losers
February 5th, 2010The Queen has made a special clip just for all you sad losers with small dicks that dream of things you can never have. Want to hear a true story of how your lovely Mistress brought this silly twit down a peg or two? I must say I had a good time humiliating this moron, and laughed my ass off for hours afterwards. Lesson to be learned here; if you’re a loser then don’t try to get a beautiful woman, go for some ugly gal that will take you even if you are a loser with a small dick. http://www.clips4sale.com/store/34237
Small Cock Dreams
November 30th, 2009
Yes that’s right; I said small cock dreams, because after that’s all you can do is dream. Poor tiny dick men, you want someone to play with that itty cock, but no sooner then you drop your pants and show a woman your goods, then the deal is off. HAHA! When are you going to stop kidding yourselves, and face up to the fact that no woman wants to waste her time on a small dick man. So my sad little loser’s looks like it’s just you and your two finger jerk off from now till the end of your days. But hey if you ever want to hear what it sounds like to hear a woman moan with pleasure you can always listen to this clip. Now that’s some funny shit.
Carrots and Small Cock Humiliation
November 24th, 2009
Did you know that most of you losers can’t even compete with a small carrot? Yes that’s right; most of you can only dream of being as big as a small carrot. Sad little dick men, to small to fuck, to small to suck, and for some to small to even have a good wank. Oh I wish I may, I wish I might, have my cock I could wank tonight. HAHA! Keep wishing losers, but truth be told you will always have small useless dicks that no woman will ever want to waste her time on. So looks like you will have to keep on trying to do the two finger wank.
SMALL COCK HUMILIATION
November 7th, 2009Today is your lucky day. The Queen has decided to put up a short video just for you sad little tiny dick losers. After all we all know how much fun I have laughing at small cocks, so why not add a special touch to my fun and let you see me live while I make fun of you sad little dicks losers. I even moan for you just so you can for once in your life hear what it would sound like if you did have something big enough between your legs to fuck a woman with, but sad to say as we all know you don’t. HAHA! Poor little small dick wonder, can’t fuck a woman, might not even be big enough to fuck fruit, but hey you can still do the two finger jerk off, I guess that’s something to look forward to in your sad little life.
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Halloween And Losers
October 12th, 2009Halloween is near can you losers smell it in the air? In case you losers haven’t noticed Halloween is the Queen’s favorite time of the year. A time for make believe, one night out of the year for anyone to get a chance to be something they normally wouldn’t have the nerve to be at any other time. What does this mean to all of you sorry losers out there? Well that’s an easy one to answer; sissy girls can dress up without worry of what others think, small dick wonders can make believe they are real men and dress macho in hopes of finding a woman. The skies the limit on this wondrous night for small dicks that dream of pleasing a woman, sissy girls that dream of pretty things, and sluts that dream of being a whore for the night. Now I know most of you twits don’t have a clue as to how to pull this off so the Queen is here to help you out. So here’s the deal; just give your lovely Queen a call and I will walk you through your night of fantasy. But remember; once the clock strikes midnight you’re night of make believe will soon be over and all you sad losers, sluts, tiny dicks and sissy girls will have to go back to being yourselves again. Have no fear my sweets, the Queen will be here to listen and laugh at you’re sad asses no matter what time of the year it is. Now doesn’t that make you feel better just knowing that you can always count on someone as fine as me to take time out of my busy day just to laugh at you?
Mistress Red; The Cherry Popper
July 24th, 2009Once upon a time there was a beautiful gal named Little Red Ridding Hood. For this story we will just call her Mistress Red. One day Mistress Red decided to fill her basket with goodies and surprise her grandmother with a visit.
While making her way through the woods towards grandma’s house Mistress Red couldn’t help but get the feeling she was being watched. Along the way she decided to stop and have a bite to eat since it was still early and such a lovely day. Hearing a noise in the bushes near by Mistress Red turns to see what could be disturbing her peaceful lunch. Come out she said in a voice not to be disobeyed. Out from the bushes steps this tall creature wearing a pretty pink dress, with matching pink stockings. Timidly the creature makes her way over to Mistress Red. Why are you following me ask Mistress Red? The timid creature bows saying I am seeking someone to serve my Mistress, ask what you will of me and I will do as you bid. Mistress Red smiles, anything you say? Why yes Mistress, anything you wish. Well then if you are going to serve me then we must name you. Let me see; looking the creature over from head to toe Mistress Red smiles and says; your name from this day fourth shall be Slut Cherry. Slut Cherry Mistress the creature says looking puzzled. Why yes; you look as though you are new to this and there for I doubt your sweet cherry has been popped yet, so Slut Cherry you shall be. My feet a tired from the long walk through the woods, be a good little slut and massage them while I relax.
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