Once upon a time there was a small dick loser; humiliation was all he got every time he dropped his pants. You see every time he thought he might get lucky with a real woman, she would laugh once she saw the tiny cock he had to offer. Sad little loser would hang his head in shame and have to spend his night as he spent all his nights playing with his own itty pecker. Even sadder still is the fact that each and every Christmas small dick loser hopes he will get lucky and finally find a woman that doesn’t mind being poked with a cock she can’t feel. HA HA, instead of saying or we there yet, she says have you started yet. Why? Because his cock is so damn tiny how in the hell would she know if he has even entered her pussy yet? Oh well; I get great enjoyment out of telling you losers this; but once again you will spend the Holidays wanking on your sad little penis all by yourself. But hey; the Queen will be around on Christmas eve and day, so if you need someone to laugh at your ass while you’re trying the two finger wank, by all means give me a call. I can always use a good laugh on Christmas!

Well now slave Scott has been kind enough to send me more small dick pictures of his sad excuse of a cock. Poor little pecker reminds you of a ground hog that only peeks out then the tiny tip is never seen again. I see you still have that ring in the tip of your tiny penis so you can hang on to it incase that itty thing slips out of your two fingers while trying to jerk off. I tell you what Scott; the Queen would love for you to make a clip so I can laugh my ass off while watching you trying to yank on your small cock. But until that time myself and all my members will have loads of fun at your expense looking at the sad dick that thought it could. Poor Scott, I doubt you will ever find a woman will to fuck that tiny dick much less get her to cum. HAHA!

Oh by the way, I’m going to include what Scott wrote to his lovely Mistress for all of our amusement.

Hello again my Goddess… I haven’t been surfing much lately, but when I looked at your site and saw that you posted my pics I was quite excited… Once I started reading what my Queen said about me, my arousal was too much to contain… precum was oozing from my pathetic little pecker instantly.. And within 10 seconds I blew my pathetic little load all over my two finger tips… I may have stroked it 6 or 7 times…

I’m extremely happy my Queen found me amusing enough to share on her site, so I did what any loser should do … amuse the Goddess some more… Here are some pics I took for you my Queen … took these right after I read your post… created this email just for you..
If the Queen would be so kind and grace this thimble dick little worm with some more harsh but oh so true words, I would be very grateful… humiliate me my Goddess …

Your pathetic slave,
scott

One of the things I find amusing is fat guys with small cocks. Oh yes indeed nothing makes the Queen laugh more then seeing a fat guy with a small dick. Big tub of lard stomach hanging down, rolls of fat, and then looking down you see what; a tiny little pecker trying to peek out. I mean hell, how in the world do you find that small penis to even have a wank on it? Another good question would be is how do you think a woman is going to find the small cock that thinks it can? Even if she does find it, I would say the most fun she will have with that sad little dick is to laugh her ass off at the sight of it. Like I’ve said before; can’t suck it, can’t wank it, and you sure as hell can’t fuck it.

I had a good laugh making this video tonight. After all small dicks are always something I find funny and add to that big old balls and it’s fucking hysterical. Have any of you ever given any thought to the fact that in most cases your balls are bigger then your cock? Think of it, that tiny dick trying to peek out, yet all a woman can see are those big old wrinkly balls. Oh well; can’t fuck the cock, so hey at least if she’s in the mood to amuse herself she can play with your sad old big balls! http://www.clips4sale.com/store/34237

The Queen decided to have a little fun with you looners, and thought that I would make a clip with me trying to pop a balloon with my ass. I must say I had lots of fun bouncing up and down on that pretty green balloon, and it did feel nice rubbing back and fourth on that lovely balloon. If you would like to see what happened during my balloon time fun then there’s only one thing to do; go buy the clip. Ease enough to do now isn’t it?

Well now Scott has been kind enough to send his lovely Queen some most amusing pictures of his small cock. And when I say small cock I’m not whistling Dixie, this poor sad loser has one of the smallest dicks I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen many little peckers in my day. You might need to pull out a magnifying glass to see Scott’s itty bitty cock, but I assure you it’s there trying it’s best to come out and play. Oooh and look closer, he even had his little gherkin pierced. I wonder was that so others might see his worthless dick or was it because he’s just so sad about having such a useless cock that he decided what the hell I will decorate the sad thing so at least it might look pretty. Either way Scott I have some bad news for you; no matter what you do the sad truth is your dick is too small to suck or fuck so I really can’t see you having any fun with the tiny cock that thought it could. But hey all’s not lost; you can always take more fun pics to amuse your lovely Queen.