The Queen has some sad news for all you small dick wonders out there; summer time is here and that means for most fun in the water. What does this mean to you? Well you already have a small cock, and going into the cold water is just going to make the poor thing shrink even more. My advice to all of you sad losers is to be very careful not to let any woman see you with your trunks down. If they do you won’t have a chance in hell of even getting to first base with the woman. But then again as we all know if you do manage to get her into bed, once you go to stick that itty bitty dick in her pussy she won’t feel a damn thing. Hell she could have more fun pleasuring herself with a tampon then your pathetic cock. Let’s see; wait a minute I’m trying to think of a solution to your problem, this is a hard one I have to admit…. Alright; the way I see it is if any of you bitches ever want to climax you have two choices; 1) buy a cantaloupe, hollow out a hole, and pump away, 2) Get yourself a Fleshlight , it feels just like a real pussy and probably will be the closest you’ll ever come to a pussy. Now go fourth and fuck some fruit or fuck you’re Fleshlight , but hey at least you’ll be fucking something for a change. HAHA!
Archive for the ‘Humiliation’ Category
Small Dicks and Summer Time Fun
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009Butts and Brooms
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009Want to fuck yourself up the ass hands free? Well all is not lost the Queen knows just what you need. Here we go now; so pay close attention; wouldn’t want any of you morons to miss any of the important details. First off you will need a mattress, a broom, “not the metal kind, the old wooden kind with a rounded end”, lube for the hole of course, last but not least, set a side enough time for playing with your funhole. Now take your broom and your lube into your bedroom, put the broom with the handle sticking out
‘do I need to point out to you morons just leave about 6 inches sticking out”, between the mattress and the box spring. Now lube up your ass, bend over, and back slowly onto the broom handle. Is it in yet? Waiting…… Alright; you know the drill, back and fourth we go, that’s a good little bitch, keep on pumping it, are you feeling that wonderful feeling building up in your pucker hole yet? That’s right; faster, oooh almost there, one more, there we go. Was that as good for you as it was for me? How you may ask was it good for me? Well fuck that’s easy; just picturing one of you sad losers, bent over, fucking yourself with a broom handle gave me the best damn laugh I’ve had in days. Here, here to the joys of broom fucking and to all the sad losers that feel compelled to take it up the ass.
The Queen Has an Announcement
Sunday, April 26th, 2009I’ve decided to put up a message board. http://www.queensslaveboard.com I’ve put this board up so that any of you losers can come chat with me about your kinks, problems or what ever it is that turns you on. You can chat as much as you like with other members of the board without a minimum of calls to a Femdom. But you will only be allowed a certain amount of post to any Mistress on the board. Once you reach the cut off point if you wish to continue to talk with the Mistress of you choice you will then need to be a paying customer. You must make at least 1 call a week to any Mistress on the board to continue to chat with a Mistress. At this time I am the only Femdom on the board, but if you prove yourselves worth the trouble I will talk to other Femdoms and ask them if they have any free time for a few losers. Sound good? Then get your asses over there and see if you can follow the rules.
A Little Story of My House Maid
Friday, April 24th, 2009A few months ago I had a little Sissy Maid beg me to allow her to serve me, please she begged let me prove to you what a good job I can do Mistress. So I thought about it and decided what the hell I will give the bitch a chance to prove herself. At first she seemed a bit slow, and had to be taught to do some things around the house, but she turned out to be a fast learner so not many problems. My little Sissy Maid comes by three times a week and spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for the Queen. She does the washing, cooking, vacuums the floor, and when I light up a cigarette she’s always eager to be my ash tray. She will kneel at my feet, open her mouth, and eagerly accept each ash I put in her mouth and says “thank you Mistress”. As a reward to my little Sissy Maid for doing such a wonderful job, I some times allow her to be my foot stole, or to her delight let her clean my toilet with her tongue. Oh yes she gets very happy when I order her to clean the toilet, I do believe it’s her favorite chore. But some times my little Sissy Bitch is lazy and slacks off on a few of her jobs. On those occasions she tries her best to not attract my attention because she knows what’s coming next. That’s right; she will be getting punished. I like to use a cane on my little Sissy Slut when she messes up. She knows what’s coming but yet I still have to order the twit to bend over the counter, pull her little maid dress up, lower her little frilly panties and let the caning begin. When I’m done with her punishment she has some nice red welts on her pale ass to remind her to do a better job next time. After all what kind of Mistress would I be if I didn’t correct her so she will learn how to serve and be a good little Sissy Maid to those she serves?
Humiliation Is My Game:
Thursday, March 12th, 2009Alright all of you small dick wonders and sissy boys; listen up your Queen has something to say.
It seems that many of you twits just don’t understand how the game works. I the one and only Queen am by far the best damn bitch on the internet that you lowly scum bags will ever have the pleasure to serve. Some of you have been whining about how hard it is to get the Queen. Well to that my answer is I will make it so damn fucking easy for you that even a mindless twit will be able to figure it out.
Ready for a lesson on how things work?
Alright then here we go losers.
The Queen is going to make it easy for all of you who wish to have the honor of talking with me; so please follow along closely.
When you see the button on my site saying I am available fucking click the damn thing and place your call. Not hard now is it? Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure this one out so I am pretty damn sure that even you morons can follow these instructions. Now to be clear; do no cry to me about I don’t know how to contact you, that crap will not float with me and I will not waste my time on your sorry ass. Call, don’t call that’s up to you, but you had better damn well not waste my time with stupid ass questions, like I don’t know how to call.
End of lesson; class is over for today losers.
The Claw of Death
Friday, February 27th, 2009Have you ever been just a wanking away on that little dick, feeling O so good, almost there, and then your hand cramps, Oh No! This can’t be happening, I’m feeling so good, my fat willy is ready to explode! Please my faithful hand don’t give out on me now. Just a few more wanks to glory. PLEASE!
Oh dear the man says; what should I do? The man exclaims I know, go see my doctor he will know what’s wrong with old faithful. So the man goes to the doctor and what does he say; sir you are suffering from carpal wanker syndrome. What the man says? I believe you are confused isn’t that suppose to be carpal syndrome a condition for people that type too much? No the doctor says; this is another condition that effects those that wank too much. You see, if you wank to much, you tend to run the risk of wearing down the joint in your wrist so there for your wanking hand as time goes by will not be able to wank with such wonderful gusto. You will have to try and give that hand time to heal and use your left hand to wank. But no doctor that will not work! You see, I tried, but try and try as I may my left hand just couldn’t keep the same pace as my faithful right hand has all these years. The man says with dismay; I cannot get the speed and consistency that I need to fulfill my joyous explosion of ecstasy. Well the doctor stands there scratching his head, and then he says I have one other idea to offer you. What the man says to the doctor I will try anything please, please tell me. The doctor looks at the man and says; go buy yourself a fleshlight, it feels like a real pussy, or so I’ve been told. And best of all the doctor says; they come with different size holes. Yes, I’m telling you the truth, you can get one to feel like anal or you can get one to feel like a pussy, the choice is up to you. Now young man go fourth and wank to your hearts desire with your new fleshlight which can be used with either your left or right hand. So there for you can be a lefty and have a good wank! Enjoy.
Sweet Dreams:
Thursday, February 26th, 2009When you close your eyes do you dream about the Queen? Sure you do; after all we all dream of things we cannot have. HAHA! But hey it’s not a total loss after all any of you losers have a way to reach out and contact the Queen. That’s right any of you morons surely know how to use a phone so there you go. Just think you can call and talk with the best damn bitch you could ever dream to meet. Verbal abuse hell yes I’ve got that covered. Humiliation; you bet that and more. Got a small dick I can have a blast laughing my ass off all at your expense. Don’t worry all you little sissy bitches out there the Queen knows just what you need so got that covered too. Damn I good!
Oh Dear Little Willy Wont Go Home
Sunday, February 22nd, 2009North side, east side
Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he’s the smallest cock in town
Dancing, glancing
Willy drives them silly with his little pecker looking sad and down
Way past one, and feeling all right
‘Cos with little Willy round they can laugh all night
Hey down, stay down, stay down now
‘Cos little Willy, Willy won’t go home
But you can’t push Willy round
Willy won’t go, try tellin’ everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won’t go home
Up town, down town
Little Willy, Willy drives them wild with his little dick style
Inside, outside
Willy sends them silly with his peek a boo pecker and smile
Mama done chased Willy down through the hall
But laugh, Willy laugh, he don’t care at al
Hey down, stay down, stay down, down
‘Cos little Willy, Willy won’t go home
But you can’t push Willy round
Willy won’t go, try tellin’ everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won’t go home
Little Willy, Willy won’t
Willy won’t, Willy won’t
Little Willy, Willy won’t
Willy won’t, Willy won’t
Little Willy, Willy won’t
Willy won’t, Willy won’t
Little Willy, Willy won’t
Willy won’t, Willy won’t
Little Willy, Willy won’t go home
But you can’t push Willy round
Willy won’t go, try tellin’ everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won’t go home
Little Willy, Willy won’t go home
But you can’t push Willy round
Willy won’t go, try tellin’ everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won’t go home
And the moral to this little tune you may ask? Well hell that should be an easy one for you to answer; little Willy is a dumbass that doesn’t get the fact that everyone is laughing at his useless small cock. 
Small Cock Fever!
Wednesday, January 14th, 2009Well I don’t know where they cum from
But they sure do cum
I hope their comin’ for me
And I don’t know how they do it
But they sure do it good
I hope their doin’ it for me!
They give me cock scratch fever
Cock scratch fever
The first time that I got it
I was just 20 years old
I got it from some pussy next door
I went to see the Dr. and
He gave me the cure
I think I got it some more
They give me cock scratch fever
Cock scratch fever
It’s nothin dangerous
I feel no pain
I’ve got to wank wank wank
You know you got it when you’re going insane
It makes a grown man cry’ cry’
Won’t you make me beat my pecker head
I need to make the pussy purr with
The stroke of my hand
They know they gettin’ it from me
They know just where to go
When they need a small dick man
They know I do it for free
They give me cock scratch fever
Cock scratch fever
A Song for Cock Lovers:
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008A little song for small dick lovers around the world.
Last night, I turned out the light, lay down and thought about you
I thought about the way my cock feels in my hand.
Two o’clock wonderin’ what I’m doin’ here alone without you, wonderin’ why your not in my hand
[Chorus]
I woke up in love this morning
I woke up in love this morning
Went to sleep with you in my hand.
Hello cock, yes it’s five o’clock I know but you listen
There’s something I’ve got to let you know
This is you, in my hand that I’m rubbing and I’m wankin’
And one more thing before I let you go…
Well if dreams come true well if they do I’ll still wank you.
Not just for a day but for my whole life through.
[Chorus]
I woke up in love this morning
I woke up in love this morning
Went to sleep with you in my hand.