Queen Of Phone Mean

I had a good laugh making this video tonight. After all small dicks are always something I find funny and add to that big old balls and it’s fucking hysterical. Have any of you ever given any thought to the fact that in most cases your balls are bigger then your cock? Think of it, [...]

Well now Scott has been kind enough to send his lovely Queen some most amusing pictures of his small cock. And when I say small cock I’m not whistling Dixie, this poor sad loser has one of the smallest dicks I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen many little peckers in my day. You might [...]

There once was a bitch named April. She went through life thinking she was top dog, the best if the best and everyone was put on this earth to make her happy. Sad news for April; those days are gone now, she’s my bitch now. I’ve decided to start April’s training with her in a [...]

Alright let’s face the facts here. You losers have tiny dicks. You love to play your tiny penis, you dream of someday finding a woman that will try to play with your sad little dick, but the facts are; no one is going to want to touch that small thing much less fuck it. [...]

I know the title alone is funny as hell, but truth be told most of you have such small cocks you can’t find a condom to fit the itty pecker. Just thinking about that makes me laugh and long for a picture of you sad twits with that normal size condom hanging off your small [...]

So you not only have a small dick but your sad enough to take the time to measure the tiny thing. This brings up a good question; do you really need to measure that itty thing to know it’s to damn small? Just take a good look down there and it should be easy enough [...]

Halloween is near can you losers smell it in the air? In case you losers haven’t noticed Halloween is the Queen’s favorite time of the year. A time for make believe, one night out of the year for anyone to get a chance to be something they normally wouldn’t have the nerve to be at [...]

The Queen has some sad news for all you small dick wonders out there; summer time is here and that means for most fun in the water. What does this mean to you? Well you already have a small cock, and going into the cold water is just going to make the poor thing shrink [...]

Want to fuck yourself up the ass hands free? Well all is not lost the Queen knows just what you need. Here we go now; so pay close attention; wouldn’t want any of you morons to miss any of the important details. First off you will need a mattress, a broom, “not the metal kind, [...]

I’ve decided to put up a message board. http://www.queensslaveboard.com I’ve put this board up so that any of you losers can come chat with me about your kinks, problems or what ever it is that turns you on. You can chat as much as you like with other members of the board without a minimum [...]