One of the things I find amusing is fat guys with small cocks. Oh yes indeed nothing makes the Queen laugh more then seeing a fat guy with a small dick. Big tub of lard stomach hanging down, rolls of fat, and then looking down you see what; a tiny little pecker trying to peek out. I mean hell, how in the world do you find that small penis to even have a wank on it? Another good question would be is how do you think a woman is going to find the small cock that thinks it can? Even if she does find it, I would say the most fun she will have with that sad little dick is to laugh her ass off at the sight of it. Like I’ve said before; can’t suck it, can’t wank it, and you sure as hell can’t fuck it.

Yes that’s right; I said small cock dreams, because after that’s all you can do is dream. Poor tiny dick men, you want someone to play with that itty cock, but no sooner then you drop your pants and show a woman your goods, then the deal is off. HAHA! When are you going to stop kidding yourselves, and face up to the fact that no woman wants to waste her time on a small dick man. So my sad little loser’s looks like it’s just you and your two finger jerk off from now till the end of your days. But hey if you ever want to hear what it sounds like to hear a woman moan with pleasure you can always listen to this clip. Now that’s some funny shit.

Did you know that most of you losers can’t even compete with a small carrot? Yes that’s right; most of you can only dream of being as big as a small carrot. Sad little dick men, to small to fuck, to small to suck, and for some to small to even have a good wank. Oh I wish I may, I wish I might, have my cock I could wank tonight. HAHA! Keep wishing losers, but truth be told you will always have small useless dicks that no woman will ever want to waste her time on. So looks like you will have to keep on trying to do the two finger wank.

Today is your lucky day. The Queen has decided to put up a short video just for you sad little tiny dick losers. After all we all know how much fun I have laughing at small cocks, so why not add a special touch to my fun and let you see me live while I make fun of you sad little dicks losers. I even moan for you just so you can for once in your life hear what it would sound like if you did have something big enough between your legs to fuck a woman with, but sad to say as we all know you don’t. HAHA! Poor little small dick wonder, can’t fuck a woman, might not even be big enough to fuck fruit, but hey you can still do the two finger jerk off, I guess that’s something to look forward to in your sad little life.

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While making her way through the woods towards grandma’s house Mistress Red couldn’t help but get the feeling she was being watched. Along the way she decided to stop and have a bite to eat since it was still early and such a lovely day. Hearing a noise in the bushes near by Mistress Red turns to see what could be disturbing her peaceful lunch. Come out she said in a voice not to be disobeyed. Out from the bushes steps this tall creature wearing a pretty pink dress, with matching pink stockings. Timidly the creature makes her way over to Mistress Red. Why are you following me ask Mistress Red? The timid creature bows saying I am seeking someone to serve my Mistress, ask what you will of me and I will do as you bid. Mistress Red smiles, anything you say? Why yes Mistress, anything you wish. Well then if you are going to serve me then we must name you. Let me see; looking the creature over from head to toe Mistress Red smiles and says; your name from this day fourth shall be Slut Cherry. Slut Cherry Mistress the creature says looking puzzled. Why yes; you look as though you are new to this and there for I doubt your sweet cherry has been popped yet, so Slut Cherry you shall be. My feet a tired from the long walk through the woods, be a good little slut and massage them while I relax.

Knelling down on the ground by her new Mistress Slut Cherry removes her shoes and stockings, and gently starts to massage Mistress Red’s beautiful feet. As she caressed her lovely feet she felt a strong need to taste them. Taking one toe into her mouth she slowly started to suck and before she new it she was moaning with pleasure. Suddenly she felt a stinging pain across her face, did I tell you that you could suck my toes? No Mistress, I’m sorry please don’t be upset with me. Clean your spit off my feet slut and put my stockings and shoes back on, we must make haste to grandma’s house. Here be a good little slut and carry this basket so I may better enjoy the beautiful day.

Once at grandma’s house they knock on the door, and then enter. Who’s this you have with you Red? She’s my new servant grandma, which means she’s yours to do with as you wish also. Rubbing her hands together grandma smiles with glee at the thoughts of the fun she could have with this new willing slut. What’s your name slut? Slut Cherry Mistress; grandma gives Red a knowing look, and rubs her hands together as she forms a plan.
Come here slut, pull down your panties, don’t give me that look, and pull down your panties. Now bend over, put your hands on these bars so I can tie them. Scared, but not wanting to disobey Slut Cherry does as she was told. Red bring me that cucumber and some of that lard on the stove. Smiling Mistress Red gathers the cucumber and lard and brings them over to grandma. Laughing grandma looks at Slut Cherry’s ass. What a pale ass you have slut, better to show my whip marks on when I am done. What a tight hole you have there, better to feel every inch of this cucumber. What red lips you have, better to suck cock with when my son the wood cutter gets here. Now slut spread your legs so I may better see that pucker hole of yours. Dipping her fingers into the lard, grandma slides her fingers into Slut Cherry’s rectum. Then taking the cucumber she slowly starts to slide it into Cherry’s hole. Whimpering Cherry tries to move away, stop moving grandma yells, Cherry sobs out, but it hurts. Stop your crying you silly slut, your going to take every inch of this cucumber up your tight little ass so we can pop that cherry of yours. Inch by painful inch grandma slid that cucumber up Cherry’s tight hole. Finally laughing grandma says, there it’s all the way in, we popped your cherry slut, now were going to pound your ass so you will know what it feels like to get fucked. Over and over grandma pounded that cucumber in Cherry’s tight hole, and as she pounded Cherry started to feel this wonderful feeling building inside. Her little dick was throbbing with need and she so longed to reach down with her hands and slide back and fourth, but her hands were tied. Before she knew it she shook with a climax, her seed landing on the floor by her feet, and Cherry smiling at the pleasure she had felt. Slapping her across the face grandma screams at Cherry; look at the mess you made; now you’re going to clean that up. Removing her ropes, grandma instructed Cherry to lick her cum up off the floor, don’t you leave one drop or else.

While licking the floor the door opens, and in steps this handsome man, tall with dark hair, and muscles any girl would die for. Grandma goes to the man, gives him a hug, and says look what we have for you. Walking over to Cherry the tall man looks her up and down, then smiling he says, yes she will do nicely. Come her slut, no don’t get up crawl. Cherry crawls over to the handsome man, now unzip my pants slut. Hands shaking she unzips his pants and out pops this huge cock. Open your mouth and take me inside, suck my cock slut, and suck me well or else. Opening her mouth Cherry takes his hard shaft into her mouth, she starts to suck, and he moans, then grabs her head and shoves his cock down her throat. Gagging, tears running down her face, Cherry tries to pull back, but he held her there telling her to keep sucking. Wanting to please the handsome man Cherry sucked and sucked till all at once a gush of hot creamy liquid ran down her throat. That’s right bitch swallow every last drop like the good little slut you are. When done the handsome man shoved her away, now go sit in that corner till you are needed again slut.

Hours went by, and then Mistress Red ordered Slut Cherry to fix them something to eat. Cherry served them there meal; they ate while she sat in the corner and watched. Once done with there meal Mistress Red said that it was growing late and she must make her way back through the woods. Ordering Slut Cherry to come, they start back down the path towards home. Once home Mistress Red shows Slut Cherry to her new room and tells her what her chores will be for each day. As Mistress Red turns to leave, she tells Cherry; you did very well today, and if you are a good little slut, I will take you back to grandma’s house again someday soon, but only if you prove to be a good little slut. Later that night as Slut Cherry drifted off to sleep; she smiles as she thought of the fun times yet to be had at grandma’s house.