Fat Guys with Small Cocks:

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One of the things I find amusing is fat guys with small cocks. Oh yes indeed nothing makes the Queen laugh more then seeing a fat guy with a small dick. Big tub of lard stomach hanging down, rolls of fat, and then looking down you see what; a tiny little pecker trying to peek out. I mean hell, how in the world do you find that small penis to even have a wank on it? Another good question would be is how do you think a woman is going to find the small cock that thinks it can? Even if she does find it, I would say the most fun she will have with that sad little dick is to laugh her ass off at the sight of it. Like I’ve said before; can’t suck it, can’t wank it, and you sure as hell can’t fuck it.

Small Dicks!

Now I have to ask why in the world men with small dicks think that any woman would enjoy that thing. Let’s see, it’s too small to mount, to small to pull and to small for any good sucking action. So why would a small dick man offend a women by even bringing that tiny thing out to play? If you think about it the only thing a women can do with a small penis is laugh at it. Now we can have hours of fun laughing at a small dick. The reason for this is simple;we are pissed and sick of you dip shits wasting our time with small cocks. When a woman is hot and wet she’s ready for a real man, with a real dick. She wants a cock that she can feel inside her sweet hole, not something she has to keep checking to see if it’s still there. HA-HA I have to ask, can any of you pricks with tiny dicks even get your hands around that thing to jerk off? HA-HA No I don’t think you can, why because I have seen the proof. Yes that’s right, one of you sent me a show, and you couldn’t even keep your hand on the thing long enough to get a good pull. HA-HA Some would say that’s just too sad, but me I had a good laugh and am still laughing. So come on little dick men, give me a call and make my day with that little thing between your legs.