One of the things I find amusing is fat guys with small cocks. Oh yes indeed nothing makes the Queen laugh more then seeing a fat guy with a small dick. Big tub of lard stomach hanging down, rolls of fat, and then looking down you see what; a tiny little pecker trying to peek out. I mean hell, how in the world do you find that small penis to even have a wank on it? Another good question would be is how do you think a woman is going to find the small cock that thinks it can? Even if she does find it, I would say the most fun she will have with that sad little dick is to laugh her ass off at the sight of it. Like I’ve said before; can’t suck it, can’t wank it, and you sure as hell can’t fuck it.
The Queen decided to have a little fun with you looners, and thought that I would make a clip with me trying to pop a balloon with my ass. I must say I had lots of fun bouncing up and down on that pretty green balloon, and it did feel nice rubbing back and fourth on that lovely balloon. If you would like to see what happened during my balloon time fun then there’s only one thing to do; go buy the clip. Ease enough to do now isn’t it?
Well now Scott has been kind enough to send his lovely Queen some most amusing pictures of his small cock. And when I say small cock I’m not whistling Dixie, this poor sad loser has one of the smallest dicks I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen many little peckers in my day. You might need to pull out a magnifying glass to see Scott’s itty bitty cock, but I assure you it’s there trying it’s best to come out and play. Oooh and look closer, he even had his little gherkin pierced. I wonder was that so others might see his worthless dick or was it because he’s just so sad about having such a useless cock that he decided what the hell I will decorate the sad thing so at least it might look pretty. Either way Scott I have some bad news for you; no matter what you do the sad truth is your dick is too small to suck or fuck so I really can’t see you having any fun with the tiny cock that thought it could. But hey all’s not lost; you can always take more fun pics to amuse your lovely Queen.
There once was a bitch named April. She went through life thinking she was top dog, the best if the best and everyone was put on this earth to make her happy. Sad news for April; those days are gone now, she’s my bitch now. I’ve decided to start April’s training with her in a dog cage, nothing but a dog bowl for water and food, and she must ask to be let out to take care of her needs. Isn’t that sad; poor April now has to ask to take a piss, I would say that’s sinking down pretty far on the chain of command bitch. Little does she know that this is just the start of things to come. Poor April will soon learn her place, and her place is to serve the Queen and who ever else I decide could use her service. Yes that’s right; she will also learn to be one hell of a good cock sucker…
So you have a thing for stockings and high heels do you? Feeling the desire to wear a pair of the Queen’s dirty pantyhose and worn out pumps? Does the thought of having my scent next to your skin get you aroused? lol Sure it does, and how do I know this, because you’ve told me so. Well I have good news for all of you sissies out there; I would be most happy to sell you a pair of used stockings fresh with my scent and oh yes a pair of high heels with my scent from years of use. Does that sound good to you? HAHA Hop to it then, all you have to do is pay to play and I will ship your treasures out to you. Now I ask you what more could you ask for?
I know the title alone is funny as hell, but truth be told most of you have such small cocks you can’t find a condom to fit the itty pecker. Just thinking about that makes me laugh and long for a picture of you sad twits with that normal size condom hanging off your small dicks. But hey, don’t fear the Queen is here to help all you morons out. There is hope; well for a condom to fit your tiny dick that is, not for you ever having sex. But as I always say; Dare to dream. So just in case you ever find a woman dumb enough to let you fuck her, I have a solution for you. Go to Wal-Mart, a drug store, what ever, look where they have the latex gloves for “Finger Cots”. Take my word for it, they will be just the right fit for that sad little thing you call a dick. So go out and buy a pack, and keep hoping to find someone out there that will give the little pecker that thought it could a try.
Oh and for more on small condoms don’t forget to check out my clips.
So you not only have a small dick but your sad enough to take the time to measure the tiny thing. This brings up a good question; do you really need to measure that itty thing to know it’s to damn small? Just take a good look down there and it should be easy enough for you to see yes indeed you do have a small dick. Another dead give away would be the fact that when women see your little cock they laugh and no fun night for you. Oh well back home to do the two finger wank for all you sad losers. Wank, wank, that’s all fun you will ever have with the useless tiny dick between your legs. All’s not lost though; you can always send the Queen a pic of the small dick that thought it could, and all of us can have a good laugh.
The Queen has made a special clip just for all you sad losers with small dicks that dream of things you can never have. Want to hear a true story of how your lovely Mistress brought this silly twit down a peg or two? I must say I had a good time humiliating this moron, and laughed my ass off for hours afterwards. Lesson to be learned here; if you’re a loser then don’t try to get a beautiful woman, go for some ugly gal that will take you even if you are a loser with a small dick. http://www.clips4sale.com/store/34237