Old Balls and Small Dicks:

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I had a good laugh making this video tonight. After all small dicks are always something I find funny and add to that big old balls and it’s fucking hysterical. Have any of you ever given any thought to the fact that in most cases your balls are bigger then your cock? Think of it, that tiny dick trying to peek out, yet all a woman can see are those big old wrinkly balls. Oh well; can’t fuck the cock, so hey at least if she’s in the mood to amuse herself she can play with your sad old big balls! http://www.clips4sale.com/store/34237

Butts and Brooms

Want to fuck yourself up the ass hands free? Well all is not lost the Queen knows just what you need. Here we go now; so pay close attention; wouldn’t want any of you morons to miss any of the important details. First off you will need a mattress, a broom, “not the metal kind, the old wooden kind with a rounded end”, lube for the hole of course, last but not least, set a side enough time for playing with your funhole. Now take your broom and your lube into your bedroom, put the broom with the handle sticking out
‘do I need to point out to you morons just leave about 6 inches sticking out”, between the mattress and the box spring. Now lube up your ass, bend over, and back slowly onto the broom handle. Is it in yet? Waiting…… Alright; you know the drill, back and fourth we go, that’s a good little bitch, keep on pumping it, are you feeling that wonderful feeling building up in your pucker hole yet? That’s right; faster, oooh almost there, one more, there we go. Was that as good for you as it was for me? How you may ask was it good for me? Well fuck that’s easy; just picturing one of you sad losers, bent over, fucking yourself with a broom handle gave me the best damn laugh I’ve had in days. Here, here to the joys of broom fucking and to all the sad losers that feel compelled to take it up the ass.

Oh Dear Little Willy Wont Go Home

North side, east side
Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he’s the smallest cock in town
Dancing, glancing
Willy drives them silly with his little pecker looking sad and down
Way past one, and feeling all right
‘Cos with little Willy round they can laugh all night
Hey down, stay down, stay down now

‘Cos little Willy, Willy won’t go home
But you can’t push Willy round
Willy won’t go, try tellin’ everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won’t go home

Up town, down town
Little Willy, Willy drives them wild with his little dick style
Inside, outside
Willy sends them silly with his peek a boo pecker and smile
Mama done chased Willy down through the hall
But laugh, Willy laugh, he don’t care at al
Hey down, stay down, stay down, down

‘Cos little Willy, Willy won’t go home
But you can’t push Willy round
Willy won’t go, try tellin’ everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won’t go home

Little Willy, Willy won’t
Willy won’t, Willy won’t
Little Willy, Willy won’t
Willy won’t, Willy won’t
Little Willy, Willy won’t
Willy won’t, Willy won’t
Little Willy, Willy won’t
Willy won’t, Willy won’t

Little Willy, Willy won’t go home
But you can’t push Willy round
Willy won’t go, try tellin’ everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won’t go home

Little Willy, Willy won’t go home
But you can’t push Willy round
Willy won’t go, try tellin’ everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won’t go home

And the moral to this little tune you may ask? Well hell that should be an easy one for you to answer; little Willy is a dumbass that doesn’t get the fact that everyone is laughing at his useless small cock. 😆

Losers Should Learn Their Place

I have to ask what is with men and manners? I’m out shopping minding my own business and notice some moron is following me around. Every where I went this fool would be lurking near by watching me. At first I found this a bit amusing but as the hours went by I found this idiot was getting on my nerves. I decide to nip this in the bud and have a little fun while I’m at it. After all I always love to find my amusement at the expense of losers and this twit was surly a top notch loser. I turned around, looked him right in the eyes, poor fool smiles, I say very loudly and slow; do you like what you see? Poor fool just stands their, face red, mouth open doing nothing. Finally after a bit the twit just turned and walked away as fast as he could. And me I had a good laugh. Another loser brought down a peg. Anyone else care to play? I’m always up for a good laugh.

Rich’s Small Cock

Well now it would seem that Rich is all talk and no action. So true to my word here’s another pic of Rich’s tiny cock. Sad looking thing now isn’t it? I can surly see why Rich wouldn’t want anyone to see his small dick; after all who can look at that poor excuse of a pecker and not laugh. I know I can’t. HAHA! Alright then Rich I will be adding another small dick pic tomorrow so be for warned loser. Don’t bother crying to me about them being up sense you already know my terms.

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Losers Come Amuse the Queen

Let’s play a game shall we. So here’s the deal losers, I’m bored and find I’m in the mood to have you amuse me. Now you may ask yourselves how you might amuse someone as grand as the Queen. Well I will tell you. You can give the Queen a call and tell me all about what a loser you are. Tell me about that small cock you dream of one day pleasing a woman with. Tell me about how you can’t even last 3 minutes with a real woman. Tell me about how the only date you can get is with a blow up doll. Sad to say any way you look at you have to pay for pleasure. The blow up doll cost you money and hell if you ever want to hear a woman moan while you’re having sex with her you are going to have to pay for that too. So go a head, make my day, give me a good laugh and tell the Queen all about what a sad loser you are.

More Small Dick Pics!

I’ve decided that sense Rich has decided to be such a poor sport and seems to be confused about whether or not he wants his pics of that sad dick up that I would put more of them up. So here for all to enjoy and I am sure laugh at are more pics of the little cock that thought it could. More pics coming soon unless Rich decides he would like to pay the removal fee.

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My Ding A Ling

The Queen was listening to a little tune tonight and couldn’t help but think of all of you sad losers. After all we all know all of you are obsessed with your small cocks. This song is all about not being able to keep your hands off that ding a ling. The sad part is you losers just don’t have much to wank on now do you? Sad for you, but funny as hell for me, and after all everyone needs a good laugh. So in honor of all of you little dick men out there I’m putting “My Ding a Ling” up just for you. No need to thank me; just picturing all you trying to pull on your tiny dicks is more then enough to make me happy.