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Archive for August, 2008

A Song for Cock Lovers:



A little song for small dick lovers around the world.

Last night, I turned out the light, lay down and thought about you
I thought about the way my cock feels in my hand.
Two o’clock wonderin’ what I’m doin’ here alone without you, wonderin’ why your not in my hand

[Chorus]
I woke up in love this morning
I woke [...]

Update on Loaf Fucking Post:



Well now it would seem that I need to go into more detail about how to fuck a loaf of bread. I’ve had a call from some silly twit that needed instruction on the fine art of loaf fucking. Shocking I know. This moron took the loaf out of the oven and proceeded to try [...]