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Archive for April, 2008

I Beg Your Pardon….



I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden, but I will give you thorns.HAHA! Have you ever given any thought to the other wonderful uses of a rose garden? Well the Queen has and I think perhaps I might just be in the mood to share them with you. So my little [...]

Is Your Date Inflatable?



Are you the type of loser that can only get an Inflatable date? Does your date come to you by the postal system? Is she made of plastic or latex? Do you get off on that “new doll smell” strait out of the box? Well then you sad loser do I have the gal for [...]

Guess What?



Well now it would seem that you silly twits are not the only ones that love to read the warped writings of the Queen. I have now been featured on www.kinkyphonegirls.com for one of the eloquent post I wrote. So you see I will have a much larger following of losers in need of someone [...]

The Itty Bitty Pecker



I can see before you call that your pecker is too small! That’s right piss heads bet you didn’t know that the Queen is also clairvoyant. I can say with up most confidence that most of you have what only can be termed as “less then adequate equipment”. I can also say that most of [...]