Small Dicks and Summer Time Fun
The Queen has some sad news for all you small dick wonders out there; summer time is here and that means for most fun in the water. What does this mean to you? Well you already have a small cock, and going into the cold water is just going to make the poor thing shrink even more. My advice to all of you sad losers is to be very careful not to let any woman see you with your trunks down. If they do you won’t have a chance in hell of even getting to first base with the woman. But then again as we all know if you do manage to get her into bed, once you go to stick that itty bitty dick in her pussy she won’t feel a damn thing. Hell she could have more fun pleasuring herself with a tampon then your pathetic cock. Let’s see; wait a minute I’m trying to think of a solution to your problem, this is a hard one I have to admit…. Alright; the way I see it is if any of you bitches ever want to climax you have two choices; 1) buy a cantaloupe, hollow out a hole, and pump away, 2) Get yourself a Fleshlight , it feels just like a real pussy and probably will be the closest you’ll ever come to a pussy. Now go fourth and fuck some fruit or fuck you’re Fleshlight , but hey at least you’ll be fucking something for a change. HAHA!
Butts and Brooms
Want to fuck yourself up the ass hands free? Well all is not lost the Queen knows just what you need. Here we go now; so pay close attention; wouldn’t want any of you morons to miss any of the important details. First off you will need a mattress, a broom, “not the metal kind, the old wooden kind with a rounded end”, lube for the hole of course, last but not least, set a side enough time for playing with your funhole. Now take your broom and your lube into your bedroom, put the broom with the handle sticking out
‘do I need to point out to you morons just leave about 6 inches sticking out”, between the mattress and the box spring. Now lube up your ass, bend over, and back slowly onto the broom handle. Is it in yet? Waiting…… Alright; you know the drill, back and fourth we go, that’s a good little bitch, keep on pumping it, are you feeling that wonderful feeling building up in your pucker hole yet? That’s right; faster, oooh almost there, one more, there we go. Was that as good for you as it was for me? How you may ask was it good for me? Well fuck that’s easy; just picturing one of you sad losers, bent over, fucking yourself with a broom handle gave me the best damn laugh I’ve had in days. Here, here to the joys of broom fucking and to all the sad losers that feel compelled to take it up the ass.
Help I Have a Small Dick! HAHA!
It seems that some of you losers are under the impression that the Queen is into giving free advice. While I don’t mind answering a few questions here on this board, I will not do so indefinitely. I may answer two of your questions, if I’m in the mood to, but I will not keep giving you advice on your sexual problems for free. This is not a newspaper column, and I am not fucking Dear Abby. If you have a small cock, if you have a limp dick, or what ever the fuck your problem is, if you wish to get my help and advice then pick up the damn phone and call. Other wise don’t expect to take up my time here on this board.
Oh and one other thing. If you are going to ask me if I think you have a small dick, it is always helpful if you send the Queen a pic of said small cock. From what some of you are saying I don’t even think you know if you do or you don’t have a small dick. Just show me a pic; I’ll be more then happy to tell you how lacking you are in the cock department.
Still confused? Let’s go through this step by step.
1) Queen will only give out a certain amount of advice on this board, and then you must pay for it.
2) There is an email address on this site; have a small dick, send a pic.
3) There is also a ping box on this site, if you see me on then send me a message with your question. But remember; you will only get a few minutes my time there also.
4) In case you haven’t noticed; the Queen has a message board, have questions, go there and ask. Keep in mind though; you will only get a certain amount of my time there also. After all the Queen is very busy.
Class over, end of this lesson; do let me know if you need further help with the instructions listed above I realize some of you are slow, and if this is the case then just read over the instruction twice then maybe you’ll fully understand. After all there’s always hope for morons.
Are You A Cocksucker?
That’s right; I asked if any of you bitches are cocksuckers. Come on fess up; does the thought of a nice fat cock in your mouth give you a hard on? Or maybe you’re a slut bitch that’s not man enough to please your wife so she has to find some black stud with a huge cock to make her cum. But you get something out of that now don’t you? Yes you little loser bitch you get to watch that well hung stud fuck your wife the way you never could and then lucky you; you get to lick up all of his hot seed as it drips out of her well pounded pussy. Yes, no need to fess up after all; I already know just what makes that useless dick of yours hard, after all I am the one and only Queen. And as we all know I fucking well know everything. I know what you need; I certainly know how to instruct you on how to achieve what you desire, so all that is left is if you have balls enough to call. You want me, you need me, fuck you can’t live without me. I’m that damn good.
The Queen Has an Announcement
I’ve decided to put up a message board. http://www.queensslaveboard.com I’ve put this board up so that any of you losers can come chat with me about your kinks, problems or what ever it is that turns you on. You can chat as much as you like with other members of the board without a minimum of calls to a Femdom. But you will only be allowed a certain amount of post to any Mistress on the board. Once you reach the cut off point if you wish to continue to talk with the Mistress of you choice you will then need to be a paying customer. You must make at least 1 call a week to any Mistress on the board to continue to chat with a Mistress. At this time I am the only Femdom on the board, but if you prove yourselves worth the trouble I will talk to other Femdoms and ask them if they have any free time for a few losers. Sound good? Then get your asses over there and see if you can follow the rules.
A Little Story of My House Maid
A few months ago I had a little Sissy Maid beg me to allow her to serve me, please she begged let me prove to you what a good job I can do Mistress. So I thought about it and decided what the hell I will give the bitch a chance to prove herself. At first she seemed a bit slow, and had to be taught to do some things around the house, but she turned out to be a fast learner so not many problems. My little Sissy Maid comes by three times a week and spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for the Queen. She does the washing, cooking, vacuums the floor, and when I light up a cigarette she’s always eager to be my ash tray. She will kneel at my feet, open her mouth, and eagerly accept each ash I put in her mouth and says “thank you Mistress”. As a reward to my little Sissy Maid for doing such a wonderful job, I some times allow her to be my foot stole, or to her delight let her clean my toilet with her tongue. Oh yes she gets very happy when I order her to clean the toilet, I do believe it’s her favorite chore. But some times my little Sissy Bitch is lazy and slacks off on a few of her jobs. On those occasions she tries her best to not attract my attention because she knows what’s coming next. That’s right; she will be getting punished. I like to use a cane on my little Sissy Slut when she messes up. She knows what’s coming but yet I still have to order the twit to bend over the counter, pull her little maid dress up, lower her little frilly panties and let the caning begin. When I’m done with her punishment she has some nice red welts on her pale ass to remind her to do a better job next time. After all what kind of Mistress would I be if I didn’t correct her so she will learn how to serve and be a good little Sissy Maid to those she serves?
Some Times It’s Good to Be The Queen:
Some times it’s good to be the Queen! All the men clamor to serve the one and only Me. After all if your goal is to serve someone, you may as well serve the best. And damn have you ever seen such a lovely Bitch such as I before. Take a look at the eyes, the perfect translucent skin, the mouth you dream of kissing and the legs you would love to grovel at. Come now, you can admit it; we’re all adults here so fess up. Sad to say there is only one way any of you small dick losers will ever get close to the Queen; the phone. That’s right; want to take up my time you will have to pay a price to talk to someone as fine as the Queen. So take those stubby little fingers off that poor excuse of a cock and run, don’t walk over to the phone and let all your dreams come true. Now see how sweet I can be some times; I took the time to explain just how you can spend some time with me, now call me and thank me for my kindness.
You Can’t Keep A Good Bitch Down:
It’s come to my attention that once again some mindless twit pso has been up to no good. For some reason some feel the need to stick there nose in my business. Why is this you may ask? Well I would be most happy to explain. You see in this business if someone is doing well then someone else is always trying to find out how there doing it and doing there best to sabotage your business. Word of advice for those in this business that would like to bring the Queen down a peg or two; many have tired over the years, but none have succeeded and no one ever will. There’s a reason the Queen as been around for many years; I’m the one and only, the best at what I do, and no one, I mean no one will ever get the best of me. I’m always one step a head of the game, and well you should know it. No one could ever replace me, because no one could ever be me. It’s that damn simple. In closing I would like to offer up a little advice; stop trying to steal others ideas; and hell for once in your life come up with an original idea of your own. Your idea might suck but hell at least it would be yours for a change.
Cinderfella; the Sissy Slut:
Once upon a time there was a sissy slut named Cinderfella. Oh how she loved to dress up in pretty gowns, panties and stockings. Feeling these lovely things next to her skin always made her little dick so hard. Often she would rub her little cock just to feel the pleasure of the soft lace panties sliding back an fourth across her cock. She longed for someone to share this with, someone to bring more joy to and pleasure to her life. But sad to say for now all Cinderfella could do was play with herself, all alone.
Then one day Cinderfella heard of this grand party that was to be held in two night’s time. Oh she thought to herself what shall I wear; I must start planning and make ready for this wondrous night.
Cinderfella arrives at the ball in a lovely gown of pink with matching pink panties, stockings and heels. When she enters the room all eyes fall upon her, some with lust, and some with envy. To her shock she could see she had also caught the eye of the handsome prince. He makes his way toward her and before she knows it there he is this handsome prince looking at her with what could only be called lust in his eyes. He smiles a wicked smile and then says to her; my dear it would appear that your body was made for fucking. Cinderfella then blushed, looks him in the eyes and says I would not know handsome prince for I have never been fucked before. But oh how I would love to give it a try. Well then my dear shall we continue this chat in my chambers? Lead the way my prince, I am eager to experience the joys of fucking.
Inside the princes chambers she sees a large bed, and many strange looking objects. The prince can sense her confusion and decides to explain what they are. My dear those objects you are looking at are called sex toys. Some are dildos, some are vibrators. But they all bring pleasure. Come let me show you how they work. Take off your pretty cloths and bend over for me. That’s right my lovely, now let me lube up your tight little asshole so you will be ready for the joy to come. Spread your checks for me, that’s right, no don’t pull away this will feel good. At first Cinderfella wanted to pull away, for she felt a tearing of her tender flesh, but stayed as the prince had asked in hopes of pleasing him. As time went by she found the more he slid that dildo in and out of her ass the harder her cock became. Before she knew it her hands were on her cock sliding back an fourth till she exploded with a shaking force.
While she lay there remembering this wonderful feeling the prince came to stand before her. She noticed his large cock standing at attention and licked her lips. He smiles, tells her to open her lovely mouth and take his dick inside. Eager to please she does as she is told. She takes his large cock in her hand, runs her hand up and down the mighty beast, brings her mouth close, circles her tongue around the tip and then takes his huge dick inside her mouth. The prince moans with pleasure as her sweet mouth sucks, and sucks on his hard cock. All at once this creamy liquid runs down her throat. Cinderfella finds she likes the taste and swallows each and every drop. When she is done, she looks up at the prince and he smiles and tells her yes my little slut you and I will have many long nights of fucking in the years to come. And so the story ends with two happy lovers and the joys of fucking.
Mistress White and the Small Dick Dwarfs
Once upon a time there was a beautiful Mistress with hair the color of midnight, skin pale as cream, and lips of rose red. All through out the land longed to be near and serve this beautiful yet cruel Mistress, but only a lucky few received this honor.
Across the way was a wicked evil which that hated Mistress White because she longed to be the fairest of them all. She decided to do a way with Mistress White, thus end her problem for good. She hired a woodsman to take her into the woods and kill her, but ordered him to bring back her heart as proof. The woodsman did as he was told but once in the woods could not kill the beautiful Mistress White for he was caught in her spell and only longed to serve her in any way that he could. He told the lovely Mistress to stay in the woods until the time was right and the evil witch was dead.
So Mistress White set out through the woods in search of a new home. She came to this little house deep in the woods, opened the door and found seven chairs, seven plates and seven beds. She decided to sit and wait and see just who these seven people were and if they could be of any use to her.
Late that night the door opens and what should appear; why seven dwarfs. They see this beautiful woman sitting there and fell to the ground to worship her. Oh my beautiful lady how may we serve you they each ask. She looks them up and down, smiles and says any way I see fit. First off you will learn to address me as Mistress White or else pay the price. Each dwarf nods his head and says yes Mistress White we live to serve you. The beautiful Mistress then proceeds to look them each up and down, smiles and says I see we have seven small dick dwarfs in the room. They each bow there heads in shame and say yes Mistress White small we all are and shameful we be. The beautiful Mistress then pulls out a ruler, tells each of them to measure there sad cocks so she will know just how small they are. To her shock none of the dwarfs measured more then 2 inches. She sat there shaking her head laughing at such small useless dicks. Prey tell have you ever had sex with a woman before she ask. One of the dwarfs steps up and says yes my Mistress I have. She smiles, and asks how did that go? Oh not very well at all Mistress. She laughed at my small cock. Told me not to waste her time that she wouldn’t even feel that thing slide in, then she laughed and left me there in shame. Mistress White then proceeds to laugh herself at the wonderful picture of this sad loser with a tiny dick. Alright she proceeds to address each one. This is how it will be from now on you sorry losers. When I say jump you WILL ask how high. When I tell you that you can’t play with your tiny cock you obey. When I want my feet rubbed, toes sucked and pussy licked you will jump at the chance and do as you are told. Do you understand me? Yes Mistress White, we are ready to do what ever you ask of us. Good then; tomorrow your new lives shall begin serving your Mistress till the end of your days.
Yes that’s right the Queen is one sexy damn bitch. Not only am I the best at humiliation but hell I look great too. I know; you losers would just love to touch and run your fingers up those legs and feel my soft skin above my stocking tops; Is your little cock getting hard looking at the Queen you looser? Click my call button and hear my sexy southern voice; as this pic is as close as you will ever come looser.

July 1st, 2009
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